Dr.
John Chan CC wrote me this recently:
I
am Dr. John Chan C.C a South Korean Republic and a Director of Hang Seng Bank
Ltd from the Office of the International Remittance Department, I have secretly
confidentially funds transfer to your private account in your country.
I
will like us to invest these funds in a profitable life investments in your
country, which i will beg of you not to betrayed once these funds transfer to
your account from our correspondent bank. Please if it interested reply me to
this my private Email: (johnchan_c@aol.com) for more details. Thanks.
Dr.
John Chan C.C
I
didn't respond, so he wrote me again, four days later, with the exact same
message. Please don't respond to his
private email! He meant that just for
me. Once I find out some profitable life
investments in my country, I'm sure I can get back to him. It's just that, in the United States, we have
only profitable death investments.
Also,
Wayne Tang wrote to me yesterday an email entitled:
URGENT
NOTICE TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS OWNER
An
urgent notice! I opened it
immediately! Here's what it said:
Sir,
This
is an official request for legal representation on behalf of Usha Martin Ltd.
Usha Martin Ltd is manufacturing company with principal interest in the
manufacturing of wire rods, bright bars, steel wires, specialty wires, wire
ropes, strand, conveyor cord, wire drawing and cable machinery. After a careful
review, we decided to contact your law firm to represent our company in areas
of collection. We would require your legal representation for our delinquent
Customers and we are of the opinion that a reputable law firm like yours can
represent us in collection of monies owed our company by overseas customers and
also follow up with these accounts. We are of the understanding that a proper
Attorney/Client agreement must be entered into by both parties and this will be
done immediately we receive your response of acceptance.
Regards,
Wayne
Tang
waynetang01@yahoo.com.ph
I
am sad that he didn't get the news that Self, Help, & Radio, attorneys
at law, were disbarred when it was discovered that we didn't go to law school
but instead learned everything about the justice system from watching
Boston
Legal.
Also
this past weekend, to my tremendous surprise, I won the lottery! A lottery I never entered! Here's the poop:
Subject: COCA COLA COMPANY WORLDWIDE LTD.
From: "COCA COLA"
Is
it odd that a major corporation like Coca Cola (a company that has a bottling
plant in Lexington that I am certain employs a fair number of our citizens)
sends out its information from a site called "goshka.info"? I should think they'd want to make sure
people knew they were actually from coca-cola.com, their web presence. Oh, I'm being too skeptical. Let's see what I've won!
GOVERNMENT
ACCREDITED LICENSED!!!
COCA
COLA COMPANY WORLDWIDE LTD.
COCA
COLA Programs & Events Department
COCA
COLA company
P.O.
Box 850
MANCHESTER
MR2 8GD
TEL:
+448719742699
Congratulation
winner,
Your
email address has won a cash prize of
Ј500,000.00 Five hundred thousand
Great British pounds GBP in our end of the year Promotion 2013 COCA
COLA COMPANY UK International Email
draw.
It
is pending for your collection kindly fill the below information for claim.
VERIFICATION
FORM
FULL
NAME........
COMPANY
NAME: ......
FULL
ADDRESS:...........
SEX:............
AGE.......
OCCUPATION..............
TEL.............
COUNTRY.............
E-MAIL...........
Congratulations
once again from all members and staff of this promotion.
Yours
faithfully,
Contact:
Richard .K. Anderson.
Email:
cocacola.2013@outlook.com
Online
coordinator for COCA COLA COMPANY WORLDWIDE LTD LOTTERY UK
500,000
Great British pounds! That's a lot of
money. In Great British pounds, I mean.
Also,
what happened to the goshka.info address?
Richard .K. Anderson (see how cool he is - he has a period before
& after the K!) is now at outlook.com .
It seems extremely inefficient.
This probably explains the dire state of the American economy.
The
nice thing is that I can use the money from the lottery win to try out
profitable life investments to help Dr. John Chan CC find ways to use his
money, & once that's settled, & I finish law school (no college
debt for me!), I'll be able to represent Wayne Tang.
This
was a good week.