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Monday, June 01, 2026

Whither Replacement?

An image of an old kerosene lamp, called a replacement lamp.
(image found here)

Yesterday I got ahead of myself & told you why the theme of this week's show is "replacement." But I'll tell you again. It's because I had originally planned that theme for last week, right when I was getting back from vacation. The joke would be that I had gone away & been replaced. But I had only two days to prepare that show & I was unable to do that. So that's the theme this week - kinda devoid of the context.

It has been hard to find images that can mean "replacement" tho. The one above is in the public domain, & the website calls it a "high-resolution photo of light, antique, old, lantern, shine, lamp, lampshade, lighting, light fixture, mood, replacement lamp, kerosene lamp, scattered light." I wasn't sure exactly what a replacement lamp was, & there are no real answers on the internets. This website has an article about "finding replacement lamps" but it doesn't specify a kind of lamp called a "replacement lamp," it's just a lamp that replaces another one.

In any event, I don't have any songs about replacement lamps so it shouldn't matter.

What almost matters is that there's a Self Help Radio with the theme "replacement" on the radio tonight, midnight to 2am, on KBOO - which airs at 90.7fm in Portland & online at kboo dot fm. & it may be a self-fulfilling prophecy because I know for sure I am not irreplaceable!

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Preface To Replacement: Terrible Planning

(comic by Tommy Siegel)

So. I went away on vacation. I got back on a Saturday. I had two days to put together an episode of Self Help Radio. I thought it might be funny if I discovered I was replaced after those two weeks. So the theme would be "replacement."

Then lots of shit happened. Some of that was jet lag. Other of that was being an old person who can't get shit done no matter how much time one has. It's fucking weird.

Circumstances conspired that I couldn't do that show & I did a different one. & now it's time to do that show.

& it has occurred to me that this is what I usually do before the show, explain the reason for the theme. But I guess I'll do that tomorrow too. Oops.

It's not like this blog is known for great reading or insights or anything!