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Friday, September 07, 2007

Dioxin For The Future Now!

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Self Help Radio will be heard today on the radio. This is an incredibly good bit of luck, as I have spent a large amount of time listening ...
Thursday, September 06, 2007

Why Not Spend Some Time In Your Own Thinking?

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Good day. As propmaster for the "Self Help Radio," it behooves us all for gradually requesting the compensation required to adequ...
Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Whither Fakery?

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A newspaper headline in my gmailbox grabs my attention: " Once ravaged by war, now vacation spots ". Do you need any more proof t...
Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Preface To Fakery: I Am Not Faking Being Sick! I Promise!

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But if you are in bed too because the beginning September made you ill, you can enjoy lots of sickening Gary on the radio over at the Self ...
Friday, August 31, 2007

An Embarrassment Of Garys

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I will be laboring on Labor Day. TODAY FRIDAY THE 31st I shall be doing my regular Self Help Radio gig. From 4:30 to 6pm. On today's s...
Thursday, August 30, 2007

Damn Junkies!

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Lizabeth writes to me: Gary, you get angry a lot or you pretend to be. What's going on? She wrote me, by the way, on myspace, which is ...
Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Whither Indiepop A To Z # 10?

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The demand for chocolate - shall we call it hunger? - goes unabated. We must set out to look for it, arming ourselves inconveniently, knowi...
Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Preface To Indiepop A To Z # 10 - or is it 10? - how long do I intend to keep this up?

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I am swamped like swampland today. I am tired like bald tires today. I am sleepy like a sleepy person today. I am writing like a person w...
Monday, August 27, 2007

Alberto Gonzales Was A Real Fine Lady

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My Department Of Justice is a sad Department Of Justice today. It is sad like Iraq, sad like Laura Bush's special naughty place. For o...
Friday, August 24, 2007

The Slow, Sad Decline Of Our Friend The Carpenter Ant

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It may surprise our religious friends that the savior of the insect species was not ever a carpenter ant . No, the Insect Messiah will prob...
Thursday, August 23, 2007

No One Is Purtier Than You

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What would you say to my twitchy eye? Would you try to poke it with your stick? Would you be able to stop the nerves that make it flick ...
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Whither Jukeboxes?

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Little Snarly lives in the back of a cubicle. All day & all night little Snarly hears the breathy workers as they rattle their keys ...
Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Preface To Jukeboxes: This Used To Only Cost A Nickel?

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Even with the magic of the iPod, I still wish I had a jukebox. I'd take a digital jukebox - surely they make them that way now - just a...
Monday, August 20, 2007

Dues Paid In Advance

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But what, might I ask, is the opposite of groin ? Let us instead praise heartfelt ice creams. I nominate Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cook...
Thursday, August 16, 2007

Sad Story Of A Sensitive Man

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This is an absolutely true & ridiculous story about me. It happened yesterday. I wanted to share. I was waiting at the busstop yesterd...
Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Whither Bones?

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I live with an anatomist. She has a skeleton - not a real human one, but one that accurately represents the bone structure of your average ...
Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Preface To Bones: The Deliberate Mistruth Of "Cracking Knuckles"

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Here's a picture of some bones, & what you can call them if you want to talk to them. I have never broken a bone. I have dislocated...
Monday, August 13, 2007

The Disappointing 200th Post

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Wow, what a letdown. After all that hype, too. Could there have been a more disappointing 200th post to the Self Help Radio blog? I am so...
Sunday, August 12, 2007

Suddenly! 199 Posts!

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The countdown to 200 continues. Wow, that's a milestone. I can't even imagine how great it'll be. Most people in the world do...
Friday, August 10, 2007

Countdown To 200!

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First a quick note to the kind person who called my show today concerned about the amount of glue I seemed to be sniffing on the air: it...