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Friday, July 04, 2008

The Years Have Not Been Kind

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Amerigo Vespucci was a punk. There. I said it. On the fourth of July. What would he care? Dude was Italian, after all. He would no mor...
Thursday, July 03, 2008

Snake Finger Sandwich

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Since tomorrow is the Fourth Of July, which is a national holiday because no other month has the number four in it, I figured I'd do an ...
Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Whither Saturday Night?

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That sounds like the title of a song! Here's something perhaps mildly interesting about having this blog thing which virtually no one re...
Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Preface To Saturday Night: It's Just Tuesday Afternoon. Calm Down.

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For the past few weeks what I believe is a Bewick's Wren has been living in a hole in our garage, near the washer & dryer. This wa...
Monday, June 30, 2008

Countdown To Brush Fires!

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Last week, I believe on Friday but it could have been earlier, my lovely girlfriend Magda bought me a number of two liter bottles of my (alm...
Friday, June 27, 2008

Weird. I Missed A Day.

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You heard me! I zoned out today working on tomorrow's fabulous show & missed writing in my blog! Also, I'm going to visit my m...
Thursday, June 26, 2008

Did You Want Extra Extra With That?

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While virtually unknown outside the seedy world of truck stops & logging towns, Self Help Radio continues to this very day to provide mu...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Whither Cut?

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There are sixty-five definitions for the verb "cut" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Can you imagine? Let me say that again, in...
Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Preface To Cut: A Lifetime Fighting Against Shaving

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First two paragraphs of a new science fiction blockbuster I'm writing: Ronald stood silently with a cap gun against the head of his litt...
Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin

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I just found out. I shouldn't be sad - he lived one hell of a life. Imagine! Being so funny, so smart, so insightful - & getting ...
Friday, June 20, 2008

The Inbox Crowd

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Much thanks to the weirdo who thought he would repay me for the suggestion of the album cover to name matching game yesterday with a link to...
Thursday, June 19, 2008

Not Any Longer Confessive Obpulsive

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Ack! I can't stop playing this game ! It's a game where you have like twenty seconds to match nine album (or CD) covers with the n...
Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Whither Trash?

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If there's anything you must take away from a cursory glance at post-ideological America in the twenty-first of all possible centuries, ...
Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Preface To Trash: Wait! Didn't You Do A Trash Show Before?

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I got this email from the little voice that lives inside my head: Dear fuckface, I know you pride yourself on being "original" ...
Monday, June 16, 2008

A Punishment Of Britches

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Let it never be said, in the annals of all humankind, in this choked & stinkish blog-o-sphere, where altitude & attitude trump recti...
Friday, June 13, 2008

What To Do When Your Teeth Disagree

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Have you ever had a friend talk to you at length about a book, including telling you the basic plot & also about some of the more intere...
Thursday, June 12, 2008

I'm Sometimes A Punk

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Though I don't have a mohawk. Nor do I know any Mohawks . I might ask them if they like punk rock music. I like a lot of it, but of co...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Whither A Show About Paleness?

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Is paleness even a word? Ack! I am late for today's blog entry! I have no compelling explanations! I don't need to defend myself ...
Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Preface To The Pale Show: Ode On A Plastic Spoon

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Hey! Who put this ode on this plastic spoon? I was gonna use this spoon! Do you know how hard it is to get ode off a plastic spoon? Clea...
Monday, June 09, 2008

Braise, Whimper & Fold

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One more story about Bill before too long: Bill never met a musical instrument he didn't want to put his mouth on. He could play them a...