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Friday, January 09, 2009

Slept Through Friday

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Umm? Oh, hi. I spent the day preparing for my colleague Dick Dickenbock's sub show tomorrow morning on KVRX, 91.7 fm, kvrx.org , from ...
Thursday, January 08, 2009

Facebook Reprint

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I wrote this last night as a response to one of those lists that people make you do on Facebook. (Yes, I'm on Facebook. The wife press...
Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Whither An Ordinary Show?

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The late, not-so-great philosopher/accountant Marmaduke Garfield once wrote, "We shall be happier in our employment & our daily liv...
Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Preface To An Ordinary Show: Meetings Are So 2008

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In the meeting, this afternoon, the Most Important Boss said: "Celery sales are down! Who shall be the one to sell the shares?" N...
Monday, January 05, 2009

Halloo Noo Year!

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In the fiery grape-leaf fields of Corsica, several uneducated philanthropists this past week burned an effigy in effigy, thus setting the pa...
Thursday, January 01, 2009

She's The One I Love

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I'll be (mostly) away from a computer all day tomorrow, so I figured I'd write in this here blog here here here so I don't miss ...

Giraffe Ate My Homebook

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Happy New Year! Now I gotta re-do my stupid Self Help Radio web page. Thanks Father Time! Powerful forces who monitor my ever other move w...
Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Whither Indiepop A To Z # 18?

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2008 was a persistent cough with an intermittent sore throat. 2008 was to laugh. 2008 daren't, & most certainly 2008 mayn't, e...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Preface To Indiepop A To Z # 18: My Thoughtless Dismissal Of Christian Heavy Metal Causes A Shitstorm

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A new year. A cloud of poisonous smoke. A level five ogre with a plate of recently spoiled luncheon meat. A book of non-sequiturs. Three...
Monday, December 29, 2008

How Self Help Radio Changed 2008

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Self Help Radio didn't help get Barack Obama elected President of the United States. Self Help Radio did not help India get to the moon...
Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Oh, Bollocks!

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I'm sorry, friends. It's been a busy week. So can I take the week off from writing in the blog? Thanks! This week's show is m...
Thursday, December 18, 2008

A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2008!

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Before I sign off this blog until next Monday (I gotta get married this weekend, don'tcha know), I have prepared, a week early, this yea...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Whither A Self Help Radio Christmas 2008?

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Ho ho ho! I've said on this blog & in the privacy of my own head that I don't really have any supernatural beliefs, so why in t...
Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Preface To Christmas 2008: Santa Pictures!

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Hooray! It's drunk Santa ! Or is this drunk Santa ? Hey! Why is Santa so scary ? I mean, he's really, really freaking me out . I...
Monday, December 15, 2008

Blood Pudding

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How to Christmas polka, part one: Find someone to Christmas polka with. It's not entirely clear if one must wear Christmas polka dots, ...
Friday, December 12, 2008

One Final Thought About A Weekend Full Of Cold Medicine

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Too much isn't a good thing. Or: maybe I should've had that flu shot. Remember! Tomorrow Self Help Radio presents my favorite elect...
Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Self Help Radio Email Archive Project: Submission Seven

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Written for a young lady (not named Jane Jameson) in the spring of 1996. There's a sad story here, but I won't put it in here. Nee...
Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Whither Gary's Favorite Electronica 2008?

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Ah. cold medicine. How kind you are to those of us whose noses are rubbed red from incessant blowing! You have let me see, through the cot...
Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Preface To Gary's Favorite Electronica 2008: What's So Bad About Robots?

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Warning: I am still cold-sick & am full of difficult medications. So before I tell you why robots will eventually enslave us & make...
Monday, December 08, 2008

I'm So Cold For You

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It's true. Despite another wonderful Self Help Radio in the can - last week's Birthday Show is being celebrated by virtually every...