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Friday, February 20, 2009

Buh

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This blog isn't much, & it's not even the only blog I have, but I hate that I've been neglecting it. I'm just very busy...
Thursday, February 19, 2009

Whither Hospitals?

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I'm sure there are a billion good reasons why I wanted to do a show about hospitals, but of course no reason that would land me in a hos...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Preface To Hospitals: I Spent The Day In A Hospital In College Station

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It's true. But it wasn't a human hospital. It was an animal hospital. Or an animal clinic. It had an emergency room. Does it ma...
Monday, February 16, 2009

Valentine's Autopsy

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Lieutenant, the manufactured holiday went smoothly this year. Less romance, because of less presents, because of less money. Pornography w...
Friday, February 13, 2009

A Valentine's Geegaw

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Because I love you, please visit the Self Help Radio Website tomorrow for a special Self Help Radio show & Self Help Radio Extra mix - ...
Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Whither Boyfriends?

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Because it's Valentine's Day & I have to do a show about SOMETHING. That's the straightest answer you'll ever get out of...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Preface To Valentine's Day 2009: Boyfriend No More!

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If I am no longer a boyfriend can I successfully do a show about boyfriends? No! Because the minute I got married, all the memories of bei...
Monday, February 09, 2009

Valley Churl

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I'm so busy I feel sleepy all the time. Actually, that's not only true, that's the introductory dialogue for a series of pharma...
Friday, February 06, 2009

Not At Library To Say

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By these shackles I wear around my pants, I say to you I SHALL BE FREE! Sorry, I've been reading a lot of comic books lately. I think I...
Thursday, February 05, 2009

Whither Valleys?

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Lee Majors hater step off! My name is Gary & I spend a good deal of bad time every week working on a podcast which I call Self Help Radi...
Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Preface To Valleys: Lee Majors

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Here's what a fellow named Ed Stephan wrote (on the IMDb ) was the "plot" of the television series "The Big Valley,"...
Monday, February 02, 2009

Like A Ton Of Tricks

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This is my not-clever day. Nothing I do today will be clever. I won't write anything clever, nor will I, should you by chance run into...
Friday, January 30, 2009

The Ungainly Return Of "Self Help Radio Extra"

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Yes, yes, I missed it in December, but in my defense, I got married, divorced, married to a bigamist, divorced from reality, married someone...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Whither Close Your Eyes?

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I don't like that subject line. It doesn't, as they say, parse. Not even in the mouth of a nonsense-king. Incidentally, I once kne...
Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Preface To Close Your Eyes: Tic Tic Tic

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According to OmDict , the "human-edited, online medical dictionary," a fasciculation is "a local & fine involuntary muscl...
Monday, January 26, 2009

Several Circumstances Later

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So I'm sitting outside in the rain with only a dollar to my name looking to hitchhike from Des Moines to any place but Des Moines & ...
Friday, January 23, 2009

Now ANYONE Can Do It!

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They couldn't before, but they can now! What was stopping everyone previously has subsequently been removed! The obstacles placed in t...
Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Curse Of The Invisible Tent

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GARY, Texas – Inebriated Dairy Queen workers hurled rancid milkshakes & aspersions at random livestock & their owners here during in...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Whither Gum?

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Los Angeles, 2002. A city under siege. A city under water. The great floods of 2002 submerged the entire Western Seaboard. Movie stars g...
Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Preface To Gum: What's That On Your Shoe?

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An Ode To Gum by N. Awful Poet Oh gum! Oh gum! From whence do you come? Give me some. Bubble gum, chewing gum, Xanthan gum, spirit gum... S...