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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Whither Dimensions?

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The scientifically correct guide to the first ten dimensions: The first dimension: a dot, I guess. The second dimension: flatland. The third...
Friday, August 21, 2009

Preface To Dimensions: Another Keen Observation About Those Joke Of The Day Emails

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Almost exactly a year ago I talked about - on this here blog - those joke of the day emails one can subscribe to. I have one email account...
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Help! My pants are on fire!

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Damn it! All that does is make people think I'm a liar! I'm not lying! My pants are on fire! Let me take my burning pants off fir...
Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Gargle

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I like to say the word "gargle." It's onomatopoeia. But it's not echoic - it's not the noise of gargling that made pe...
Monday, August 17, 2009

Swingin' Schedules

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This only affects you if you live in Huntington, but due to a soccer game being aired on 88.1 fm WMUL tomorrow, Self Help Radio will be tru...
Sunday, August 16, 2009

Whither SomethingTown?

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You know how you sometimes overexert yourself, most often physically, but sometimes mentally, & then a couple of days later some muscle ...
Friday, August 14, 2009

Preface To SomethingTown: How Big Is A Town Supposed To Be Anyway?

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I am always disappointed when I discover that there aren't clearly defined terms in a hierarchy of growth for something. Let it be said...
Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Grumpage In, Grumpage Out

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It's late Wednesday but I'll bet that Blogger will date this on Thursday. Agh! I am unreliable. That's what I get for watchin...
Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Who Shall Survive --- Radio Show Day?!

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Imagine - a world without radio! Imagine still - a world with radio but without ears! Conceive - a nightmare from which you cannot but awake...
Monday, August 10, 2009

Whither Nine?

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Of interest primarily to eschatologists & the author of this "Self Help Radio" blog is this notice: this is post number 666. T...
Friday, August 07, 2009

Preface To Nine: Up At Four-Thirty

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This has been a weird morning. I was awakened by the dogs at around 4:30 am (it's hard to believe it was just an hour ago) because ther...
Wednesday, August 05, 2009

One Day Later, Two Shows For You

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Last night, a storm razed Cincinnati - rain poured into the streets of this venerable American city & washed it away as though it were a...
Tuesday, August 04, 2009

You Know What Day It Is

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It's true, it's Tuesday (truesday?) & I've been gathering all the flowers I intend to play on the radio tonight for Self Hel...
Monday, August 03, 2009

Eastern Standard Time

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So here's something I just don't understand about living more or less close to the East Coast: prime time starting at 8pm. Do the p...
Saturday, August 01, 2009

Whither Flowers?

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I know, I know, I know. Most everyone who does some sort of radio show where they get to select the music (as opposed to those who have the...
Friday, July 31, 2009

Preface To Flowers: Really? Flowers? When Did You Become Like Every Other Lame "Theme" Radio Show Out There?

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Wow, the title of this blog post is really hostile. It's making me defensive. Can I answer tomorrow? I'm catching up on "Weed...
Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Successful Endeavor

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This curlicue just arrived from the horn of plenty: "Success! Last night's Self Help Radio contained very little in the way of off...
Monday, July 27, 2009

Act Together

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There are a couple things you should know (perhaps) about me. One, at the moment, I am gainfully unemployed. This is not a matter of financ...
Friday, July 24, 2009

Whither Danger?

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Danger is (& I quote) "liability or exposure to harm or injury; risk; peril; an instance or cause of peril; menace." More than...
Thursday, July 23, 2009

Preface To Danger: The Most Dangerous Radio Show Of All

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It was in Africa, a long time ago. I was traveling with a group of hypochondriac male prostitutes who had taken a wrong turn at Scarsdale. ...