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Saturday, December 26, 2009

What Did You Get For Christmas?

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I got a rock.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Twas The Night Before The Night Before Christmas...

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& I just got an email that had the subject "she tugs the shit out of his cock & he fucking loves it!" Ah, 'tis the se...
Tuesday, December 22, 2009

X-Must

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Do you remember the first time you were strangely yelled at for referring to Christmas as "X-Mas"? I do, actually. I was working...
Monday, December 21, 2009

Whither A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2009?

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Indeed. At this point in the festivities it's important to stop & take stock. Ask a few questions. Digest & commiserate. The ...
Sunday, December 20, 2009

Preface To A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2009: The Last Christmas Show Ever?

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I'm an old dude, in the middle of my middle age, & I don't have children unless you count dogs & cats which you shouldn'...
Saturday, December 19, 2009

The Novelty Wears On

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People tell me I'll get tired of it, but the snow fell for a second time in Huntington (it started falling last night & as of this m...
Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Final Death Of The "Best Of" List

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Oh don't I wish. It might be a more honest world if people listed their "favorites" but then what would the music snobs do? ...
Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Know What I Hate? Know What I Love?

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I could write a daily blog about the "joke of the day" service I subscribe to. They try so hard to be non-offensive that they hav...
Monday, December 14, 2009

Whither Gary's Favorite Indie Music 2009?

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I said a mouthful yesterday. It stands. It was a nice year for music - I am happy with crazy nice discoveries, like the Wave Pictures, plu...
Sunday, December 13, 2009

Preface To Gary's Favorite Indie Music Of 2009: What Kind Of Man Reads Year-End Lists?

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Oh yes, & it's not just the end of the year. It's the end of the decade, which means a cottage industry in "best of the 200...
Saturday, December 12, 2009

A Brief History Of Lactation

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Lactation is the secretion of milk (unflavored, & also not soy) from mammary glands. It is a process that occurs in all female mammals ...
Wednesday, December 09, 2009

What Is Favorite If Not The Electronica?

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I ask you. I answer you: despite interesting snafu-lation (at about 6:12am, the power went off at the station for 20 seconds, leaving me a l...
Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Time & Date Dot Com

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Anyone who's ever seen me stand up & talk to people & want to plan something but be completely unaware of the date will know tha...
Monday, December 07, 2009

Whither Gary's Favorite Electronica 2009?

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This is a short puzzle about Wilder, the loneliest robot. It takes place in your immediate future. Preferably use the commercial (not the n...
Sunday, December 06, 2009

Preface To Gary's Favorite Electronica 2009: Can You Give Us A Hint What To Expect?

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Yes, it was a wonderful year for electronical music. I've been happily doing a biweekly show called "Dickenbock Electronics" ...
Saturday, December 05, 2009

Ah, Snow!

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I'm inside this chilly morning going over all the wonderful electronic music made this year for this week's show, while outside it l...
Wednesday, December 02, 2009

A Birthday The Whole Year Round

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Well, you made it through another birthday. Or did you? Did your nearest & dearest forget? Or worse yet, did they remember, & all...
Tuesday, December 01, 2009

The Classic Birthday Gift

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I just typed into Google "the classic birthday gift" in quotes. Here's what I got: birthdaypresent.org.uk (which seems to be ...
Monday, November 30, 2009

Whither Magda's Birthday Show 2009?

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Sing! Sing, like a totem pole! Dance! Dance, like an ornery cuss! Sigh! Sigh, like a dinner roll! Applaud! Applaud, like a school bus! F...
Sunday, November 29, 2009

Preface To Magda's Birthday 2009: You Can Ask Again - Why Is This Particular Birthday So Damn Special?

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I married a girl named Magda. I sort of but not really recommend it. First, if you marry the same girl as I did, she could go to jail as a...