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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Preface To In-Between: In-Between Daze

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I suspect many of us have in-between days. & time in between the hours of the day. It all depends on how we define the things we'r...
Friday, February 17, 2012

I am not programmed

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to have this much fun.
Thursday, February 16, 2012

Thursday Picture Of A Pet

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This is Ringo. He's the first dog I've ever owned myself (my family dog when I was growing up was technically my mother's, ...
Monday, February 13, 2012

Hello Lovesick Friend!

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Today Self Help Radio examined your condition in detail. We touched your sweaty palms, we noted your weak knees, we watched you form labore...
Sunday, February 12, 2012

Whither Lovesick?

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Though I don't advocate for Valentine's Day, since it does seem to make more people miserable than happy, & seems to enrich some...
Saturday, February 11, 2012

Preface To Lovesick: It's Like Hunger

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Is being without love like being without food? People who are experiencing lovesickness often act as if they are in pain, & the stomach...
Friday, February 10, 2012

Letter To A Famous Person

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Do you worry about urinary tract infections? Or do you have a urologist on speed dial? Could there be such things as lousy urologists? Wo...
Thursday, February 09, 2012

Thursday Picture Of A Pet

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This is my dog George. He's the oldest non-human animal in the house - he'll be fourteen in April. I met him in the fall of 2001, ...
Monday, February 06, 2012

Bumpity Bump

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Self Help Radio bumped along today. It was a bumpy ride. I might have bumped my head. Can anyone here diagnose a hematoma? Many of the b...
Sunday, February 05, 2012

Whither Bump?

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I don't really know where the idea for this show came from. It appeared on the Self Help Radio queue & it made me very nervous. Ho...
Saturday, February 04, 2012

Preface To Bump: A Bump On The Head

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The internets is a scary place. Look at the title of this web page: A Simple Bump On The Head Can Kill You I bump my head almost too often....
Friday, February 03, 2012

Happy Birthday Gertrude Stein!

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Here she is reading a poem to Picasso. (Audio only.)
Thursday, February 02, 2012

Thursday Picture Of A Pet

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This is my cat Beatrice. She's the pet I've had who's been with me the longest, entering my life in the summer of 2000, a very ...
Monday, January 30, 2012

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

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Oh, Self Help Radio was a greedy radio show today with all its gimme gimme gimme! What did it want? Gimme everything! it said. A difficul...
Sunday, January 29, 2012

Whither Gimme?

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There are a lot of songs with the word "gimme" in the title or within. There are a lot more with the proper, not contracted versio...
Saturday, January 28, 2012

Preface To Gimme: Give It Me

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According to the Wikipedia , a "gimme" in golf is "a shot that the other players agree can count automatically without actual...
Friday, January 27, 2012

Happy Birthday Patton Oswalt!

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This Self Help Radio favorite is just a year younger than the Self Help Radio host. Egads! I bet he won't celebrate his 43rd birthday i...
Thursday, January 26, 2012

Learn Those Minced Oaths!

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You do not want to offend nor profane nor blaspheme. Oaths may find their way up up up to the Lord's ears. Learn instead to mince your...
Monday, January 23, 2012

Self Help Radio Is Everything

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"Everything is..." said Self Help Radio. Everything is what? Why do ellipses bother me so? Mightn't I have simply put a bla...
Sunday, January 22, 2012

Whither Everything Is...?

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Some things don't fill in the blank. Please don't bring up the logical fallacy of appeal to consequences of a belief. Some things ...