It was uncomfortable on Self Help Radio last Friday, seeing as everyone's eyes were on me. I just couldn't help feeling exposed & scrutinized. Luckily, others felt the same - & shared their haikus with us. Here are the winners.
FOURTH PLACE: David
Cable news networks
Bloated, ego-filled train wrecks
Can’t avert my eyes!
THIRD PLACE: Julie-Ann
Don’t stare at the sun!
It’ll burn your retinas!
Look at me instead!
SECOND PLACE; Simon
Though he can’t see me
Behind the two-way mirror
I still feel his gaze
FIRST PLACE: Phyllis
Listen, friend Blinky
You can watch me all you want
But you cannot touch
This week's show is all about trouble, & you might be in trouble if you don't write a haiku for the trouble show. So do it now.
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