Whither Lips?

Are you a fan of kissing?  I should hope so!  Kissing is generally performed with the lips.  This much is true.  In fact, Wikipedia (to whom I gave money recently) admits, quite frankly that kissing is "the act of pressing one's lips against the lips or other body parts of another person or of an object."

There are obviously different kinds of kisses, which made my brain say, "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"  But that's neither here nor there, brain.  Why you gotta interrupt me like that?

Of the different kinds of kisses, many authorities without lip sores rank the "romantical kiss" as the best of all.  That's a kiss between lovers, the sort of kiss that kinda grosses you out if you're not in on it, or if you're not watching pretty people do it in a romantic comedy.

I might have also said something about pornography, but I don't think they're allowed to kiss in pornography, are they?

Here's something that's chilling if you (a) have lips & (b) enjoy kissing (of the primarily romantical nature): if you get married, & if that marriage is of the traditional monogamous variety, you probably won't get to kiss anyone besides the person you marry for the rest of your life.

For example, I have not kissed another person in the romantical sense since I started dating the woman I married.  That means it's been like eleven years!  That's amazing!

Now, for most people, since they are making the commitment to be married, they understand that, & it's cool.  I haven't met anyone in the last decade with whom I wanted to kiss more than my spouse.  I still enjoy kissing her, although I think she could make it through the day without kissing me.  She tries, anyway.

I am always there with my lips puckered to foil her antiromantical plans!

The show will be on the air tomorrow from 7 till 9am on the 88.1 fm frequency in Lexington, Kentucky, streaming simultaneously from the WRFL website.  It'll be lip-smacking good!

All right, probably not.  But whether it's good or not, I'll try to have it on the Self Help Radio website in a timely manner.