(I probably could have made this myself, but instead I modified the image I found here.)
Shapes! They come in all sizes &, er, shapes. Shapes are shapely, there's no doubt about that. Some shapes are in two dimensions. Others in three. The fourth dimension, I think, is time. The fifth dimension did that song about letting the sun shine in. Is the sixth dimension where warp drive is? I have no idea where I'm going with this. I was talking about shapes, right? Shapes! How they shape our lives! (No pun intended.) (What do you mean, of course pun was intended!) (Sorry.)
The truth is, I wanted you to actually care about shapes for once in your life. Not be worried about home invasion, or whether hair can grow on your tongue, but just care about something. & shapes are very easy to care for because everything has a shape. Except for those things which are shapeless, which you are allowed to not care about because why would you? Oh god, can hair really grow on your tongue? Why would you put that image in my head?
In any event. In any case. At any rate. Anyway. Terrible segue. Awkward transition. The show about shapes can be listened to anytime you're a-round (good grief) over at the Self Help Radio website. Don't be a square (please stop)! Make sure you notice there's a username & password requirement! They're available on the page. The songs I played I list below in case you don't want to be surprised. Also, polygon.
Hooray, shapes!
"The Ballad Of The Shape Of Things To Come" Blossom Dearie _Needlepoint Magic_
"The Different Shapes They Are" Lou Carter _Louie's Love Songs_
"Shape" Breakfast In Fur _Flyaway Garden_
"Shape Of Things To Come" Max Frost & The Troopers _Shape Of Things To Come_
"Shapes Of Things" David Bowie _Pin Ups_
"Give Me Shapes" Grass Widow _Past Time_
"Odyshape" The Raincoats _Odyshape_
"Everything Around Us Has A Shape" Brian Dullaghan _Have Fun Learning_
"Colors & Shapes" Nobody's Children _Mayhem & Psychosis, Vol. 1_
"Colours & Shapes" Pale Saints _Mrs. Dolphin_
"Cut-Out Shapes" Magazine _Secondhand Daylight_
"Mis-Shapes" Pulp _Different Class_
"Last Shapes Of Never" Múm _Sing Along To Songs You Don't Know_
(part two)
"Four Sides In Three Shapes" Great Plains _Length Of Growth 1981-89_
"Heart-Shaped Box" The Vichy Government _Filthy Little Angels Singles Club_
"Pull Shapes" The Pipettes _We Are The Pipettes_
"Changing Shape" Milky Wimpshake _My Funny Social Crime_
"Shapeshifter" Elephant _Sky Swimming_
"Shape We Made" Peggy Sue _Fossils & Other Phantoms_
"Shapes Of Venus" Clone Defects _Shapes Of Venus_
"All Shapes" JDSY _Ghostly Swim_
"Forms & Shapes" Sascha Funke _Camping Complilation_
"Shapes To Escape" He Said _Hail_
"Chatter Shapes" The Moodists _Two-Fisted Art_
"Shapes For Sale" Eugene Mirman _The Absurd Nightclub Comedy Of Eugene Mirman_
"The Shapes Between Us Turn Into Animals" Robyn Hitchcock _Globe Of Frogs_
"The Shape Of Dolls" Able Tasmans _Songs From The Departure Lounge_
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