Oh yeah, I'm bad ass.
That image above is from an article I think I'll read from tomorrow night with the headline Cats Domesticated Themselves, DNA Evidence Shows.
Whoa.
The truth is, I was a cat person before I was a dog person, & the reason is that they're cool as fuck. They love you when & if they're in the mood. The rest of the time they're doing their own thing.
So tomorrow I'm going to be talking smack about black cats, about how they're bad luck, they work with witches & devils, etc. But all the while I'll be secretly envying them.
Because while most of us are as emotionally sloppy as dogs, precious few of us can be as cosmically cool as a cat. That's why we vilify them!
Hope they can forgive me!
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