Now that sounds dirty but you know it just means I searched for her online. & no, I didn't think I would find out something about her that I didn't know. I just wanted to know what the internet said about her.
The first web page that comes up is her profile at her current place of employment, the University of North Texas Medical School. I do love that picture, though.
The next two are "Rate Your Professors" pages rating her teaching skills. They are unbearably positive, both at UK, where she taught in Kentucky, & at the University of Texas when she was a graduate student. "She was a total spaz," one student review begins, & nothing has changed.
Ooo, but look at her Google scholar citations She's serious & shit. Thank the non-existent deity that she doesn't bring this work home!
You can find this page about her with Google but I promise, that is not a picture of her. I've asked her, no one knows who that is, or why that picture is there. "I haven't done anything about that," she says, uninterestedly.
Most of the pictures of her, actually, on Google image search are not in fact her. For example, this is not her:
That's a fellow named Sam. I know him. I've seen him in the same room as my wife, so I know (or have reason not to suspect) that they are the same person.
Mostly I am disappointed there's not more about her online. I need to do that, write more about her online. I am toying with the idea of writing a blog post about her once or twice a week. Maybe Google will find them? I can fill them with images like this one:
But first I need to get her permission. I am not suicidal.
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