"Janiece August"
(It's nice to know that the CIA has offices in Gabon.)
It's entitled:
Central Intelligence Agency - Case #14857293
Here's a big jpg of the message, but I'll print it out below:
Here's what it says:
"Case #14857293
Distribution and storage of pornographic electronic materials involving underage children.
My name is Janiece August and I am a technical collection officer working for Central Intelligence Agency.
It has come to my attention that your personal details including your email address (gary@selfhelpradio.net) are listed in case #14857293.
The following details are listed in the document's attachment:
Your personal details,
Home address,
Work address,
List of relatives and their contact information.
Case #14857293 is part of a large international operation set to arrest more than 2000 individuals suspected of paedophilia in 27 countries.
The data which could be used to acquire your personal information:
Your ISP web browsing history,
DNS queries history and connection logs,
Deep web .onion browsing and/or connection sharing,
Online chat-room logs,
Social media activity log.
The first arrests are scheduled for April 8, 2019.
Why am I contacting you ?
I read the documentation and I know you are a wealthy person who may be concerned about reputation.
I am one of several people who have access to those documents and I have enough security clearance to amend and remove your details from this case. Here is my proposition.
Transfer exactly $10,000 USD (ten thousand dollars - about 2.5 BTC) through Bitcoin network to this special bitcoin address:
39bwp3VtpMNLPQHwk89FgkNbWo7eEGnR7b
You can transfer funds with online bitcoin exchanges such as Coinbase, Bitstamp or Coinmama. The deadline is March 27, 2019 (I need few days to access and edit the files).
Upon confirming your transfer I will take care of all the files linked to you and you can rest assured no one will bother you.
Please do not contact me. I will contact you and confirm only when I see the valid transfer.
Regards,
Janiece August
Technical Collection Officer
Directorate of Science and Technology
Central Intelligence Agency"
When I read the email to my wife, she laughed out loud at the line, "I read the documentation and I know you are a wealthy person who may be concerned about reputation."
They should've listened to Self Help Radio, & they'd have known at the very least that I am not at all concerned about reputation!
It's so beautiful. The only thing that would make this better is if it were a song.
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