Whither A Lean Show?

("Lean Folks Leaning" by V. Chamberlain.)

What in the hell?  "A Lean Show"?  Good lord, have we run out of ideas so quickly?

You do know there's a place on the Self Help Radio web page where all the previous themes the show has explored are indexed, don't you?  Anyone can look at that page, you know, & get some idea of subjects for future shows.  Heck, look at the list of Bob Dylan's radio shows & crib some ideas from there!  Baseball, trains, cars, dreams - Self Help Radio hasn't bothered to explore these themes which you have to admit are quite fertile ground for thematic-based radio shows!

No, instead, we have "a lean show."  Here's the thing: I haven't been lean a day in my life.  No, mostly been hovering on or near "fatty."  Is this some kind of torture?  "Lean Radio"?  Radio with no fat?  Don't skinny people already have everything?  What is wrong with this show?!?

Whatever, it's on tomorrow (Monday) morning from 6-8am.  I'm gonna eat a lot right before the show so I feel stuffed.  That'll show me.  It's on Freeform Portland, 90.3 + 98.3 fm, freeformportland.org.  You think it'll be a fat-shaming show?  Damn it!