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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Best If We Don't Stand Up

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Did you know? The Lucksmiths are in town tonight. It's a happy occasion, & far too rare! & the KOOP Membership Drive continu...
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Whither Marc Bolan & T Rex?

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I love Marc Bolan. I love that he's born to boogie. I love his hippy-dippy shit & I love his crazy rock & roll songs. It'...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Preface To The Marc Bolan/T Rex Tribute: Crystals In The Urine?!?!

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This is a strange & lovely collection of found photos of one woman. I had a best friend in first grade but though he & I continued f...
Monday, October 01, 2007

If I Wore A Weapon Like My Dear Old Dad

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What did he wear? You mean, under the apron? I am very sleepy because of the new life in our house, whose name is Winston, & who looks ...
Thursday, September 27, 2007

Why There's Flossing In This Cruel World

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Manservant Ripple finds his way through the echoing, gigantic house. Sentences flow sweetly from his collapsable lungs. The master smiles ...
Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Whither A Tribute To Tony Wilson?

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One of the students I supervise at work asked me one day how I discovered so much music in my life. She correctly observed that commercial ...
Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Preface To The Tony Wilson/Factory Records Tribute: It's So Fun Up Here At The Death Camp

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Two people have played Tony Wilson in a movie - Steve Coogan in "24 Party People" & Craig Parkinson in "Control" - ...
Monday, September 24, 2007

My Fascination With Poorly-Written Spam Is Terrifying Me

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I love reading spam. I love when my computer tells me "The Website You Are About To Visit May Be Deceptive. Continue?" It's...
Friday, September 21, 2007

My Llama Is So Llovely!

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TODAY on Self Help Radio: Syd Barrett's musical masterpieces intrepreted by the ne'er-do-wells he influenced. Just so you can see h...
Thursday, September 20, 2007

I Dreamed I Saw Syd Barrett Last Night

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He was eating ice cream, & was quite old. He seemed a little alarmed when he noticed I was looking at him. I'm pretty sure it was ...
Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Whither Syd Barrett?

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The truth is, I don't really care much for Pink Floyd. (I know, even typing this blasphemy has caused waves of consternation to fly thr...
Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Preface To The Syd Barrett Tribute: When To Use Wondercum?

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I just got some spam in my gmail account & the email was titled "When To Use Wondercum?" I am not a Darren Stevens type so I ...
Monday, September 17, 2007

Your Big Tears Do Not Scare Me

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Sailor! You've never loved like this before! Did we last meet at the Emmys? Are you hoping that we'll have a fine romance like the...
Thursday, September 13, 2007

Tensions High! Start A Fire!

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Hello, diligent workers. Do not be alarmed. This is not a drill. Arms outstretched, make sure you have a widow's space between you. ...
Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Whither Listening?

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In the land of the ears, the headphoned are sad. Ears were not born with headphones, but some have found them. Unable to control content o...
Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Preface To Listening: What About The Other Four Senses? Not "Radio Friendly"?

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This is coming to Austin: the Austin Booger City Booger Limits Festival Booger. Except for maybe the Decemberists, whom I've seen live...
Monday, September 10, 2007

My Brain Has Its Own Holes

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In 1388, on the coast of France, then called Germany, three Pristinian Monks wearing dog collars & x-ray spex decided they no longer bel...
Friday, September 07, 2007

Dioxin For The Future Now!

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Self Help Radio will be heard today on the radio. This is an incredibly good bit of luck, as I have spent a large amount of time listening ...
Thursday, September 06, 2007

Why Not Spend Some Time In Your Own Thinking?

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Good day. As propmaster for the "Self Help Radio," it behooves us all for gradually requesting the compensation required to adequ...
Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Whither Fakery?

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A newspaper headline in my gmailbox grabs my attention: " Once ravaged by war, now vacation spots ". Do you need any more proof t...