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Friday, July 18, 2008

Gott In Himmel! Der Weekend Kommt!

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From the mailbag: My dearest Flossie, The kaleidoscope arrived by train today and the Major and myself installed it in the pantry, whereupon...
Thursday, July 17, 2008

Animal Plantagenet

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Everyone, I know, has a favorite aristocrat - king, queen, prince, princess, lord a-leapin' or lady dancin'. There are so damn many...
Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Whither Taxis?

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People tell me I used to be a friendlier person. Now, they say, I seem a little closed-off, & a little sad. What gives, they ask. Who...
Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Preface To Taxis: My Taxicab Confession

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There's this guy we used to hang with who loved riding taxis & was always interested in riding different services, vehicles, etc., i...
Monday, July 14, 2008

Seppuku

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I completely concur with this review of Self Help Radio which I found in this magic blog in my head: Self Help Radio mixes extravagent aest...
Friday, July 11, 2008

A Weekend Of Unattractive Hair

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Confirming smart suspicions, which were all he had to go on, young Buck Disposable ventured a godawful guess about the Pants Project that, u...
Thursday, July 10, 2008

Bent Barman Blues

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I am in the middle of making a new Self Help Radio Extra for your listening enjoyment. How do I do this, you might wonder? Well, if you w...
Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Whither Indiepop A To Z # 15?

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Do you pants ever seem to be making fun of you? Please take that question in whichever way you want as long as it's not the naughty way...
Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Preface To Indiepop A To Z # 15 - You'll Never Catch Me In Those Tired Shorts!

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When you read about Tonga - & why wouldn't you? - you learn a lot of things that you might not ever have learned & further will...
Monday, July 07, 2008

Voicemail To Voicemail

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Long three day weekends are never wasted by naps. The same is true with long, boring college classes. Naps are essential components of lif...
Friday, July 04, 2008

The Years Have Not Been Kind

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Amerigo Vespucci was a punk. There. I said it. On the fourth of July. What would he care? Dude was Italian, after all. He would no mor...
Thursday, July 03, 2008

Snake Finger Sandwich

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Since tomorrow is the Fourth Of July, which is a national holiday because no other month has the number four in it, I figured I'd do an ...
Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Whither Saturday Night?

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That sounds like the title of a song! Here's something perhaps mildly interesting about having this blog thing which virtually no one re...
Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Preface To Saturday Night: It's Just Tuesday Afternoon. Calm Down.

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For the past few weeks what I believe is a Bewick's Wren has been living in a hole in our garage, near the washer & dryer. This wa...
Monday, June 30, 2008

Countdown To Brush Fires!

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Last week, I believe on Friday but it could have been earlier, my lovely girlfriend Magda bought me a number of two liter bottles of my (alm...
Friday, June 27, 2008

Weird. I Missed A Day.

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You heard me! I zoned out today working on tomorrow's fabulous show & missed writing in my blog! Also, I'm going to visit my m...
Thursday, June 26, 2008

Did You Want Extra Extra With That?

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While virtually unknown outside the seedy world of truck stops & logging towns, Self Help Radio continues to this very day to provide mu...
Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Whither Cut?

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There are sixty-five definitions for the verb "cut" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Can you imagine? Let me say that again, in...
Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Preface To Cut: A Lifetime Fighting Against Shaving

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First two paragraphs of a new science fiction blockbuster I'm writing: Ronald stood silently with a cap gun against the head of his litt...
Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin

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I just found out. I shouldn't be sad - he lived one hell of a life. Imagine! Being so funny, so smart, so insightful - & getting ...