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Friday, August 22, 2008

Bob's Your Uncle's Best Friend

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There are little labels sitting on the table. Next to a girl called Mabel - she's the subject of this fable - & she receives a cabl...
Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Whither Panic?

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For the rough & tumble, ready-to-wear man or woman on the street, panic is not an attractive proposition. It sullies the mind & wri...
Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Preface To Panic: Nerves & Apologies

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Weaselschnitzel! That's what you should call me! I got too caught up at work & stuff & didn't write in this blog yesterday...
Friday, August 15, 2008

Distinctively Automotive Reactions

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As promised: the August Self Help Radio Extra mix is up for your listening-to enjoyment. Please hire me to make mixes for your supermarket...
Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Worst Joke Ever: A Chronology

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I got into a habit in the last century where I would get a lot of free email accounts, then subscribe them to some "daily affirmation...
Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Whither Chairs?

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This week's Self Help Radio is dedicated to the loving memory of Alfred "Thorny" Swaller, the most famous man in the world eve...
Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Preface To Chairs: Have A Seat!

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There was once an increasingly violent discussion between two friends about punctuation. In particular, the taller of the two friends was t...
Monday, August 11, 2008

A Wealthy Of Sharing

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Hey! I had to wake up this morning early for the first time in thirteen years! It was awful! It's all dark outside & my girlfrien...
Friday, August 08, 2008

Olympic Scandal!

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It's true! There's shame & scandal involving the Olympics! But not the shame & scandal you'd expect! No - NBC, which ...
Thursday, August 07, 2008

Saaaaay, Should You Be In North Carolina Or Something By Now?

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Wow, I thought you'd never ask! If there weren't already an elephant in the room here with us, that would be the elephant in the ro...
Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Whither Blossom & Bloom?

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Tee hee, the title of this post could be "Wither, Blossom & Bloom." I should change it. I won't change it. Well, Tropica...
Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Preface To Blossoms & Blooms: Let's Talk About The Weather

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What is the nooz telling us about Austin's weather? Monday the 4th of August was the 42nd day of triple-digit heat so far in this Austin...
Monday, August 04, 2008

Quest Stars!

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After a week of avoiding stuff, I am happy to get back on track & simply ignore stuff. What? You don't know whatof I speak? For s...
Friday, August 01, 2008

No Mourn I Thee!

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I love reading reviews, & I especially love reading reviews that disagree with my opinion. I think they round out my views, because oft...
Thursday, July 31, 2008

Link Cookies, a pram

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Say! This is a Thursday. Do you have anything Thursdayish to tell me? All you ever do is stare at those schematics. It gives you a vague...
Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Whither Avoidance?

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Was Bartleby a shirker? An essay by Tommy Titmouse, age five. In re-reading Melville's seminal short story, "Bartleby the Scrivene...
Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Preface To The Avoidance Show: How Can I Get Out Of Writing In My Blog Today?

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A note from Gary's mother: To those nice people who read the increasingly ridiculous Self Help Radio blog: Although he no longer lives a...
Monday, July 28, 2008

That's Not My Cat!

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For the sake of enjoyment, just refer to Friday's Self Help Radio Blog entry (which is below this one), & replace every reference fr...
Friday, July 25, 2008

That's Not My Hat!

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Sir, I must object. This hat you claim to be returning to me - it's not my hat! First of all, my hat has no ornamentation of any kind. ...
Thursday, July 24, 2008

Christian Bailed

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Bad pun! Went to see "The Dark Knight" at the "IMax" so couldn't write in the "Blog." Forgive me. There...