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Saturday, December 04, 2010

"My Ambition's Eyes Were Bigger Than Its Stomach"

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Last summer (it's always hard to believe there is a summer when, as right now, the city is covered in snow, but there is, & so there...
Friday, December 03, 2010

All Is Folly!

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I haven't played with the online rhyming dictionary in a while. I also haven't written a great bad poem in a while. Here are the ...
Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Your Birthday & Applicable State & Federal Law

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Recent studies have shown that virtually everyone on planet earth has what is commonly called a "birth day." This may include the...
Monday, November 29, 2010

Nearly Time For Birthday Fun!

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I just said to my wife, "I'm a pretty good husband, all things considered." I mean, I do a radio show for her every year aroun...
Sunday, November 28, 2010

Whither Magda's Birthday Show 2010?

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This is the conundrum. I love the woman I married more than pretty much anything in the world (with the possible exception of cheese fries)...
Saturday, November 27, 2010

The Zeke You Say

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Whew. As you can probably see from all the empty cans crushed on the porch, as well as the definitive lack of apple pie in the house, Zeke ...
Friday, November 26, 2010

Way Too Many Radio Shows So I'm All Worn Out

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I know I didn't say anything, but I spent a lot of time these past three days on the radio, mainly subbing other people's shows on ...
Tuesday, November 23, 2010

My Family, My Space

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I didn't talk much about my family on this week's show, which was my annual "Dysfunctional Family Holiday" show. I probab...
Monday, November 22, 2010

A New Dentist In A New Town

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I'm obsessed with teeth, with my teeth specifically, with the idea of losing my teeth. For the longest time I didn't take very good...
Sunday, November 21, 2010

Whither Dysfunctional Family Holiday 2010?

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I've been celebrating the holidays with songs about fucked-up families since 2006. This will be my fifth anniversary show. I still am ...
Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Day, It Got Away

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So I didn't have a chance to do the Zeke Moonshine show today. You'll have to forgive me. I will reschedule for next week, although...
Friday, November 19, 2010

What A Situation!

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I am reading (for the first time, although I did know of its existence & I think had to read portions of it in class when I was in colle...
Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Destroy All Radio

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In what some might call irony, I almost destroyed my computer today while trying to save a copy of this week's episode of Self Help Radi...
Monday, November 15, 2010

Destroy, He Said

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This radio show is not an advocate for violence in any way, shape, form or deed. This radio show simply seeking to explore the concept of ...
Sunday, November 14, 2010

Whither Destroy?

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Also, why not "Whither Destruction"? That sounds better. Whether it's destroying you enjoy or just plain destruction, boy is ...
Saturday, November 13, 2010

Jazz In The Brain Pan

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There was another flash! of jazz in the Self Help Radio universe today as the fifth episode of Tags & Tricks magically appeared, after I...
Friday, November 12, 2010

Lazy & Amazing

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She snaps her fingers, & wishes she had had the prerequisite typing lessons. But as the supervisor passes, she fakes it, she hunts ...
Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Wings In Stereo

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See, there are two wings, so they're in stereo - get it? Not only that, but archived Self Help Radio shows (starting with this one) are ...
Monday, November 08, 2010

Our Overweight Sexist Media

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Self Help Radio takes wing tomorrow by featuring a show about wings! Here are the following kinds of wings which probably will not be featur...
Sunday, November 07, 2010

Whither Wings?

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- Wither wings, so I shall fly no more! - Why so unhappy, friend bird? - Did you know, my bones are hollow, & I must eat so much every d...