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Saturday, December 15, 2012

Preface To Gary's Favorite Music 2012: At Last! The Show About Lips Posted!

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Sorry this show has been posted so late!  What?  No one noticed?  Oh well. Here's last Monday's show about lips.  No kissing or...
Friday, December 14, 2012

Newtown, Connecticut

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Words fail.
Thursday, December 13, 2012

What A Week This Was

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Hey, I just checked my probably-not-reliable Google Analytics, which tells me the number of times I visit my own blog (&, if there are o...
Sunday, December 09, 2012

Whither Lips?

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Are you a fan of kissing?  I should hope so!  Kissing is generally performed with the lips.  This much is true.  In fact, Wikipedia (to whom...
Saturday, December 08, 2012

Preface To Lips: Read Mine

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I have been reading, lately, (at the advice of the the Word Detective ) Hugh Rawson's Dictionary Of Euphemisms & Other Doubletalk ,...
Friday, December 07, 2012

Where To Put The Quote.

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Quote quoted at me from (possibly genius but scary in perverted Lolita manner) Nabokov (the book called I think Pale Fire ) a poem which goe...
Thursday, December 06, 2012

Useless Explanations

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(Noises of things being shuffled around in an attempt to delay or if possible postpone.) Well. No one's here so it's as good a t...
Monday, December 03, 2012

Worry Not!

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Don't worry, be happy I didn't play that song on my show about worry. Otherwise, worry.  There's every reason to.  Perhaps ...
Sunday, December 02, 2012

Whither Worry?

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Please hurry, hurry, hurry! We've got no time for worry! Because your eyes get blurry when you worry, worry, worry! At dinner we...
Saturday, December 01, 2012

Preface To Worry: It Takes A Worried Person

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Thirteen years ago - it was another century - I happened into a men's room in an unfamiliar building at the University of Texas at Austi...
Friday, November 30, 2012

The Gag Writer

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Did anyone call for a gag writer?  There's a gag writer at the door. He's a nervous chap, with a crooked smile, & he's hol...
Thursday, November 29, 2012

Gasp! First Ever Blog Post Written On My Phone!

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It comes as no surprise that I am somewhat behind in technological advances - I still don't know what Instagram is - so as I was sitting...
Monday, November 26, 2012

Another Birthday Down The Drain

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Hey people!  Do you have a person with whom you're madly in love?  Also, do you have a radio show?  If so, one way to celebrate that ...
Sunday, November 25, 2012

Whither Magda's Birthday 2012?

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Let's get the important stuff out of the way: there is a woman named Magda, whom I married (although it might be more appropriate to say...
Saturday, November 24, 2012

Preface To... Wait A Minute! Did I Make A Scheduling Error?

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Oh no! Every year for a long time - since 2004, when the show was barely two years old - I've been celebrating my beloved's birthd...
Friday, November 23, 2012

But This Is What I Have To Say About Airports

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I am a little depressed that I've reached an age where I go to airports instead of bus stations.  From the age of 18 until 25, when (at ...
Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thansk!

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I don't believe in anything supernatural to whom I could "give thanks" but I can say a brief "thank you" to anyone w...
Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Table For You

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Yeah, I did a show about tables.  Is there anything else to say about that? I didn't think so. You can listen to it now at the th...
Sunday, November 18, 2012

Whither Tables?

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My wife is a notorious cheapskate.  A skinflint.  A tightwad.  A penny pincher.  (She once called herself a spendthrift, thinking it was syn...
Saturday, November 17, 2012

Preface To Tables: My Favorite Table

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It's this one: