Preface To Revenge: Why Do You Do Me Wrong?

Revenge is a dish best served over easy.

Seriously, after a day like this, that's all I've got.

Plus, the wife never fills the water bowl. We've got like six animals & I'm always finding the water bowl empty. That's kinda cruel, don't you think? Maybe not Michael Vick cruel, but still. She's not going to win any awards.

Is this mic on? What? Where am I? What have I done?

One ought to be more magnanimous, that's all I meant. You know?