Stumpy

I just sent, in an email to a friend, this line:

> Actually, I tried to take her [my basically feral cat Beatrice] but instead lost
> the pinky on my left hand. Now people can call me "stumpy" for something
> other than my small, misshapen penis!

What does it say about me that I would share such a thing?

Except that I think it's a pretty funny joke?