Kids Are Clumsily Mean To Me

I was just hanging with the dogs in the backyard when I was called by the kids at the day care next door.

"Mister! Mister!" they cried.

"What?" I said.

One of them excitedly called to me, "If frozen water, if frozen water is iced water, what is frozen ink?"

Before I could try to make some sort of ridiculous response to this old childhood trick-insult, one of the other kids just screamed, "YOU STINK!"

& they ran away laughing.