Self Help Radio 071320: Lessons

(Using a cheat sheet on a Self Help Radio lesson!  For shame!  Original image here.)

You're expecting me to start this with something like, "What have we learned?"  Sorry, not going to play your game.  I learned my lesson long ago about conforming to expectations.  It makes one well-liked, happy, & satisfied.  I mean, have you heard this show?

There certainly were a lot of lessons on today's show.  Although now that it's over, I can't think of a one.  Something probably about knowing oneself.  Maybe something about love?  I did what I always do, I dozed off while the lecturer was going on & on, just reading off the Powerpoint slide.  I did have nice dreams though.  I always had the best dreams sleeping in class.  & I woke so refreshed!  It makes one wish one could return to school.  To get better rest.

The lesson of all this is that Self Help Radio had a show this morning & you can listen to it now & anytime really at the Self Help Radio website.  You must remember your username (SHR) & password (selfhelp) to access the lesson.  It's only one lesson, though.  There's really not much the show has to teach you.  The syllabus is below.

Do not begin the test until you are told to do so.

Self Help Radio Lessons Show
"I Learned My Lesson" Bobby Blue Bland _I Pity The Fool: The Duke Recordings, Vol. 1_
"The Lessons To Unlearn" Fonda _The Strange & The Familiar_
"Lesson One" Gavin Guss _On High_

introduction, definitions, & Tom Homonym interrupts!

"Piano Lessons" Poison Girls _Statement_
"Piano Lessons For Beauty Queens" Tullycraft _The Singles_
"King Arthur & The 'Old Woman': A Lesson In Anarcho-Syndicated Commune Living" Monty Python _The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python & The Holy Grail_
"Lesson" Sarah Shook & The Disarmers _Years_
"Funkin' Lesson" X Clan _Funkin' Lesson_

interview with Darius Allen Hook Shariaty

"Lesson 2 (James Brown Mix)" Double Dee & Steinski _What Does It All Mean?: 1983-2006 Retrospective_
"Love Lesson" Mickey & Sylvia _Love Is Strange: All The Hit Singles As & Bs 1950-1962_
"Lessons" Kate Tempest _The Book Of Traps & Lessons_
"The Lesson Of Sodom (According To Lot)" Momus _Circus Maximus_
"The Heart's Filthy Lesson" David Bowie _Outside_

interview with the Rev Dr Howard Gently

"History Lessons" Allo Darlin' _We Come From The Same Place_
"There's A Lesson To Be Learned" Gladys Knight & The Pips _All I Need Is Time_
"Lady Lessons" Nancy Kulp & Donna Douglas _Flatt & Scruggs 1964-1969, Plus_
"French Lessons" Metrovavan _Little Darla Has A Treat For You, Volume 18: Winter 2002_
"Lesson Learned The Hard Way" Death By Unga Bunga _Tell Me Why EP_

interview with Coach Miller

"Lesson In Survival" Joni Mitchell _For The Roses_
"Learned My Lessons" Jenny O. _Automechanic_
"Italian Lesson No. 3" Space Ghost _Space Ghost's Surf & Turf_
"How I Learned My Lesson" X _Under The Big Black Sun_
"A Lesson We Should Learn" The Mighty Diamonds _Jam Session_

conclusion & goodbye

"Free Guitar Lessons For Animals" Flossie & The Unicorns _L M N O P_
"Let That Be A Lesson To You" Louis Armstrong _The Complete Louis Armstrong Decca Sessions (1935-46)_
"You've Been Taking Lessons In Love" Fats Waller _1935_