Whither Lessons?

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Who's ready to learn something?  Uh oh.  Self Help Radio is not ready to teach anything.  No, the best the show will be able to do this week is talk about lessons, rather than give lessons.  But - is there a difference?

Can you look over a lesson without learning at least a little something about the lesson?  Perhaps - but for the sake of argument, which is to say, to pretend that perhaps there might be something to learn in this week's Self Help Radio, let's say no, you can't.  Simply knowing the outline of a lesson by its nature teaches you something.  Even if the lesson is in a foreign language you don't understand.

Oh damn it, I took it too far.

Anyway, if you're fond of lessons, but not learning, or if you're fond of lessons & learning, but can get by without learning much at all, or even if you're not fond of lessons or learning but wouldn't mind hearing a bunch of songs about lessons, then you'll want to tune in to Freeform Portland tomorrow morning at 8am for this week's Self Help Radio.  It'll happen from 8 to 10am on 90.3 & 98.3 fm & online at freeformportland.org.

No word yet whether there'll be a test & if there is whether there'll be a curve.