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Saturday, January 09, 2010

Vulgar Boysenberry

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It had taken him forty-three minutes just to say something slightly clever to her; now that he had her attention, & she stared with her ...
Wednesday, January 06, 2010

A Bite Outta Life

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Though the weather here is wintry, & the snow is on the ground, I gathered an armful of musics & made my way downtown To old Marshal...
Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Whither Biting?

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Here are three things I did not know before I started to do a Self Help Radio show about biting. 1) An "overbite" (which is to say...
Sunday, January 03, 2010

Preface To Biting: A Gentleman's History Of Teeth Marks On The Neck

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The audience here at the Self Help Radio are ambivalent about love bites . Here's what some of them had to say: Audience member # 1 : ...
Saturday, January 02, 2010

A New Year! A New Decade! Same Old Self Help Radio!

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Teams of experts paid untold amounts of money taken surreptitiously from your pocketbooks & wallets worked "around the clock" ...
Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Last Thing I'll Say All Year

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It's true, I won't write in this blog again until it's a new decade. Or will it be? I forget who gets to decide that. However,...
Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Friends In Town A-Visitin'

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...so there's no time to write anything in this blog that no one reads. Still, I feel obliged to say: TOMORROW! SELF HELP RADIO! 1PM on...
Monday, December 28, 2009

Whither Indiepop A To Z # 23?

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Yeah, yeah, more indiepop - three hours of it in fact - as Self Help Radio starts & Sugar Substitute continues the countup of indiepop b...
Sunday, December 27, 2009

Preface To Indiepop A To Z # 23: The Top Ten Decades Of The Decade!

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Even though the Self Help Radio shall for all intents & purposes continue its doomed-to-failure-&-irrelevancy indiepop countup/coun...
Saturday, December 26, 2009

What Did You Get For Christmas?

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I got a rock.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Twas The Night Before The Night Before Christmas...

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& I just got an email that had the subject "she tugs the shit out of his cock & he fucking loves it!" Ah, 'tis the se...
Tuesday, December 22, 2009

X-Must

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Do you remember the first time you were strangely yelled at for referring to Christmas as "X-Mas"? I do, actually. I was working...
Monday, December 21, 2009

Whither A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2009?

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Indeed. At this point in the festivities it's important to stop & take stock. Ask a few questions. Digest & commiserate. The ...
Sunday, December 20, 2009

Preface To A Very Self Help Radio Christmas 2009: The Last Christmas Show Ever?

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I'm an old dude, in the middle of my middle age, & I don't have children unless you count dogs & cats which you shouldn'...
Saturday, December 19, 2009

The Novelty Wears On

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People tell me I'll get tired of it, but the snow fell for a second time in Huntington (it started falling last night & as of this m...
Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Final Death Of The "Best Of" List

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Oh don't I wish. It might be a more honest world if people listed their "favorites" but then what would the music snobs do? ...
Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Know What I Hate? Know What I Love?

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I could write a daily blog about the "joke of the day" service I subscribe to. They try so hard to be non-offensive that they hav...
Monday, December 14, 2009

Whither Gary's Favorite Indie Music 2009?

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I said a mouthful yesterday. It stands. It was a nice year for music - I am happy with crazy nice discoveries, like the Wave Pictures, plu...
Sunday, December 13, 2009

Preface To Gary's Favorite Indie Music Of 2009: What Kind Of Man Reads Year-End Lists?

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Oh yes, & it's not just the end of the year. It's the end of the decade, which means a cottage industry in "best of the 200...
Saturday, December 12, 2009

A Brief History Of Lactation

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Lactation is the secretion of milk (unflavored, & also not soy) from mammary glands. It is a process that occurs in all female mammals ...