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Friday, October 06, 2006

Fear Of Membership Drive

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I know, I'm repeating myself - also, I'm repeating myself - but I can't keep from saying that KOOP, the bestest radio station in...
Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Whither The Velvet Underground?

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Hey! There's a Membership Drive going on at Austin's best radio station! You need to be involved! You need to contribute! If on...
Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Preface to the Velvet Underground Tribute Show: The Time I Met John Cale, Lou Reed Watched Scornfully

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Before I begin another story full of lies, I want to say again: The KOOP Membership Drive is happening now. Please give generously. Pleas...
Monday, October 02, 2006

KOOP's Fall Membership Drive

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As I've mentioned before, in case you didn't notice, I am a deejay at a commercial radio station in Austin, Texas. If you're re...

Sleepy Haiku Wrap-Up

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Amazingly, a great many people were able to stay awake during my show on Friday, which was about sleepiness. But what truly made them sleep...
Thursday, September 28, 2006

Upcoming Show Ideas: Halloween!

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Halloween approaches, with barely enough time to dig up the candy corn, which you use to keep away moths in your closet, to give to the unsu...
Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Whither Sleepy?

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Why, in the name of all that's wakeful, would I want to do a show about being sleepy? (This is the sort of argument I have in my head a...
Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Preface to Sleepy: Am I Boring You?

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We spend our days, for whatever reason, in a perpetual state between moderate alertness (you never know when the boss is going to be coming ...
Monday, September 25, 2006

Yellow Haiku Wrap-Up

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I just got a strange email from a strange young lady who (not so strangely) likes Self Help Radio, & in particular has a fondness for th...
Friday, September 22, 2006

If Life Weren't Already Yellow Enough...

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In less than two hours, Self Help Radio goes all yellow. But it don't mean I'm afeared of ya! Because yellow is the color of Emper...
Thursday, September 21, 2006

Telling The Future

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I apologize for not blogging today - yesterday - Thursday. It was a busy day for work & for KOOP, which is a mostly all-volunteer organ...
Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Whither Yellow?

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This week's show will feature songs about the color yellow, as well as songs about yellow things. Unfortunately, no one has written a s...
Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Preface to yellow: what's the difference between gangrene & jaundice?

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Quick! Think of twenty yellow things! Pie crust. Cheese. Number 2 pencils. Post-it notes. The W on Wonder Woman's bodice. The oute...
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Monday, September 18, 2006

At the beginning of the week, I have nothing to say

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But I can completely fill a few paragraphs saying it. I didn't do anything for the Austin City Limits festival that happened this past w...
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Friday, September 15, 2006

On The Radio Today: Sugar Songs Freshly Made

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Here's what to expect if you listen to Self Help Radio today: the same old thing. Wait! That's not true! In addition to the regul...
Thursday, September 14, 2006

Difficult Show Ideas # 1: The Place Where You Live

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When I am hit by inspiration, which is, of course, 99% desperation, I react much as I do when I realize that someone in the house is gassy, ...
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Whither Sugar?

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This week's show - this Friday at 4:30pm - will be about sugar. I joked with my apprentice Erin that she's "feminized" th...
Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I Can't Begin, I Must Begin

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Hi, my name is Gary & I am a self-conscious old douchebag who has been doing radio in Austin since the middle of the 1990s. I am hungry...