Saturday, November 29, 2025

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: National Computer Security Day

A drawing of a building with a man in the second floor window holding his phone. The caption reads, "Fuck, what's that password again?"

November 30 is National Computer Security Day. Although Dick Dickenbock doesn't own a computer, & the use of his cell phone is tightly monitored, he does feel confident he can report about the best way to protect yourself in our dangerous cyber world. Probably something to do with passwords.

Find out Dick Dickenbock's passwords on XRAY FM tomorrow, Sunday, November 30, noon to 1pm. Listen in Portland at 91.1+107.1fm & online at xray dot fm. Spoiler alert! His password is "password."

Friday, November 28, 2025

This Week In Self Help: November 21 23 + 25

Four colorful cans on which Happy Birthday is written.
(I have no idear where I found this image originally, but it's here)

A busy week! How do I start? Way back a Friday ago.

Friday the 21st. The Songcircle on KBOO. New releases. Listen here at KBOO. Listen here at Self Help Radio.

Also Friday the 21st. Also on KBOO. I subbed Plugged In. I played lots of pretty electronica from this year. Listen here at KBOO. Listen here at Self Help Radio.

Sunday the 23rd. The Dickenbock Report on XRAY. It was Eat A Cranberry Day. Listen here at XRAY. Listen here at Self Help Radio.

Tuesday the 25th. Self Help Radio on KBOO. A birthday show for my wife with lots of songs about birthdays. Listen here at KBOO. Listen here at Self Help Radio.

Also Tuesday the 25th. Corporate Standardized Programming on KBOO. More new releases. Listen here at KBOO (after Self Help Radio). Listen here at Self Help Radio.

At Self Help Radio you might need: username SHR, password selfhelp.

Hopefully not such a busy week ahead. Happy holiday weekend!

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Self Help Radio 112525: Magda's Birthday Show 2025

A close up of a note on a polka-dot tablecloth on a picnic table outside. It reads "Reserved for a birthday party @ 11am Thank you for being kind & leaving this here. Thank you!" The Self Help Radio logo is on the top righthand corner of the note.

Here it is, the annual birthday show I make for my wife. She said "Thank you for making a birthday show for me" drowsily as she drifted off to sleep. Marriage saved for one more year!

About a third of the songs on the show were from 2025. That includes older songs on new releases, like the Red Sleeping Beauty singles collection & the John & Yoko box set. Most of the rest were songs I just came across this year. I have a folder - this is true - full of birthday songs that I don't really like all that much. I always think one year I'll release a deliberately sub-standard birthday show, so that's why I keep them. But I continue to find birthday songs I like so - not yet!

Have a birthday party & listen to the show either on the KBOO web page or on the Self Help Radio web page. If you choose the latter, you might need the username SHR & the password selfhelp. In any event, bring your own hats & cake. I ate all the cake.

Happy birthday!

Self Help Radio Birthday Show 2025
"Happy Birthday" Mocca _Funfair_
"Happy Happy Birthday" Bitter Cherry Jam _Road To The Vegetablets_
"Happy Birthday" Red Sleeping Beauty _Pop Songs_

introduction & explanation

"Happy Birthday" Black Country, New Road _Forever Howlong_
"A Happy Birthday Song" John Tabacco _You Get Old - You Get Everything_
"Timmy's Birthday" The Firesign Theatre _Dope Humor Of The Seventies_
"Happy Birthday Yoko Ono (Jam)" John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band with Elephant's Memory & Special Guests _Power To The People_
"Archie Stephens' Birthday Party" Shrug _Fresh Fish_

interview with Magda's 7th grade boyfriend Chad

"Birthday" Joni _Avalanches_
"I Don't Know Why Double Birthday" Saintseneca _Highwallow & Supermoon Songs_
"Happy Birthday Old Folk" Walter Brennan _Old Rivers_
"My 8th Birthday" Big Top Heartbreak _Deadbeat Ballads_
"Is It Worth It (Happy Birthday)" Cate Le Bon _Michelangelo Dying_

interview with Wojciech & Agnieszka, who were in the Polish community with Magda

"Happy Birthday Late" Starlings _Korda Komp 4_
"Song For Molly Parden (Happy Birthday Darling)" Johanna Samuels _Bystander_
"White Lady With A Birthday Party" Nicole Byer _Big Beautiful Weirdo_
"Happy Birthday" Tommy Crimes _Album_
"Picture Of The Birthday" Crawl Babies _Send My Badge! - Bluebadge Compilation Vol. 1_

interview with Oliver, who had been a grad student with Magda

"Bad Birthday Bash" The Vandals _When In Rome Do As The Vandals_
"Birthday" Snuff Redux _Birthday_
"Happy Birthday To A Bookworm" Ernie Kovacs _The Ernie Kovacs Album_
"Birthday" Warren Teagarden _Haiku Islands Volume Two_
"One More Trip Around The Sun" Cari Cari _One More Trip Around The Sun_

conclusion & goodbye

"Happy Birthday" Fats & His Cats _Die Singles 1962-1968_
"Birthday Bash" The Hants _Bible Belt Warbling_
"Pretend Birthday" Automatic Children _New Is Beautiful_
"Birthday Dream" Human Culture _Human Culture_

Monday, November 24, 2025

Whither Magda's Birthday Show 2025?

A vintage 1939 birthday card with two frogs on a lily pad in the foreground & a windmill in the background & the words "happy birthday" on the front.
(image from here)

Nearly every year that Self Help Radio has been in existence - that's like 23 years now - I have dedicated a show to the love of my life - first when she was just my girlfriend, now as my wife - around the time of her birthday. Do I play songs that make me think about her? Do I share songs that we both love equally? Nope! I play songs about birthdays. She's still charmed by it tho.

What makes the show difficult for me is that I don't repeat recordings. Which is to say, I may play covers of famous birthday songs, but once I've played that recording of the song, I don't repeat it. So I need to find new birthday songs - either ones that have been released in the last twelve months or ones I have otherwise missed - on every birthday show. & that's a challenge!

You can find out how I do tonight on KBOO - 90.7fm in Portland, kboo dot fm everywhere - from midnight to 2am. Heck, it might even be your birthday!