Monday, November 13, 2023

Wild Times At Wee Gertie's


There's a poem recited in the darkest & dankest halls amongst the worsening & worst. It's not a poem you would ever hear - why would you? - but it's kept in memory just in case. You never know when, in the course of the average workaday day, a working person might be hankering for a bit of verse. It is then when recitation might be an option - but maybe not even then.

Have you heard that pram, though, you might be asking. The answer is of course no. One doesn't often find oneself in the darkest & dankest halls in this day & age. Indeed, one is more likely to suffer through the half-hearted misheard song lyrics muttered in the dentist or doctor office, or the improperly retranslated muzak impressions which used to be the mainstay of malls.

But is this a crisis of poetry, you worry. The answer is probably not, because let's be honest here we don't want poetry to think there is a crisis. Poetry pretends it thrives in crisis when obviously it does not. Poetry barely manages to get to movies on time. Poetry is more comfortable watching wine & whiskey age than being on the front lines when immediacy is a necessity.

In fact, this poem about which we are speaking is older than most conflicts, older even than most affections. & though it suffers from corruption because of its oral transmission, it retains a kind of purity that's the result of the affection of those who learn it. & again, this is not the time nor place for that poem. Find yourself in the darkest & dankest halls if you really must know it.

Friday, November 10, 2023

Self Help Radio 110923: Hazel

(original image here)

People named Hazel. Hazel eyes. Hazelnuts. Even witch hazel, which isn't related to the other hazel at all. This show about hazel encompassed all the hazels. & maybe more. Did you tell your friend Hazel about it? You really should.

Listen to the show at the Self Help Radio website. Use the username SHR & the password selfhelp. Everything that happened on the show is below.

Seriously, I have nothing more to say about hazel. I used up all the hazel conversation I had for this show. There's only so much one can say about hazel. But luckily it filled two hours!

Self Help Radio Hazel Show
"Hazel" Ken Nordine _Colors: A Sensuous Listening Experience_
"Hello, Hazel" Jule Styne, Helen Gallagher, & Benay Venuta _Hazel Flagg: Original Cast LP_
"Hazel" Onie Wheeler _Onie's Bop_
"Hazel" Ronnie Dawson _Rockin' Bones - The Legendary Masters_

introduction & definitions

"Hazel & Jean" Don Sharp _Rock-A-Socka Hop!_
"Hooray For Hazel" Tommy Roe _Tommy Roe's Greatest Hits_
"What Have They Done To Hazel?" The Swinging Blue Jeans _Hippy Hippy Shake: The Definitive Collection_
"Hazel's Hips" Oscar Brown Jr. _Sin & Soul ...& Then Some_
"Hi Hi Hazel" Geno Washington & The Ram Jam Band _Where The Action Is!_

memories of Shakespeare - with Sir Edwin Porridge

"Hazel Autumn Coca Brown" The Cascades _Maybe The Rain Will Fall_
"High Flyin' Hazel" Larry & The Greatest Of Ease _High Flyin' Hazel_
"Hazel" Bob Dylan _Planet Waves_
"Hazel & Charlie" David Rea _The Brass Ring_
"Witch Hazel" Priscilla Herdman, Anne Hills, & Cindy Mangsen _Voices Of Winter_

interview with aromatherapist Eden Parker

"Hazel" Cocteau Twins _BBC Sessions_
"Hazel" Smack Dab _Majestic Root_
"Slow Fast Hazel" Stereolab _Emperor Tomato Ketchup_
"Hazel" Tim Smith's Spratleys Rats _Hazel_

interview with color researcher Edwin Prince

"Hazel Eyes" The Flower Machine _Lavender Lane_
"Hazel" Weekend _Red_
"Hazel Eyes" Redd Kross _Researching The Blues_
"Hazel Street" Alela Diane _About Farewell_

Ned Dry tells us about one of his favorite television shows

"Hazel" Bobtown _Chasing The Sun_
"Hazel Eyes" Jonathan Byrd & Chris Kokesh _The Barn Birds_
"Hazel" Andrew Combs _Canyons Of My Mind_
"Hazel Woods" Andy Jenkins _Sweet Bunch_

conclusion & goodbye

"Hazel Irvine" The Wave Pictures _When The Purple Emperor Spreads His Wings_
"Hazel" The Woolen Men _The Woolen Men_

Thursday, November 09, 2023

Whither Hazel?

(Pantone 17-1143 - Hazel)

It was just time for another color. In fact I can't remember the last time I explored a color on Self Help Radio. Why, I think it might have been turquoise! It did indeed seem like it was time.

Colors are pretty easy themes, especially the primary & tertiary ones - of which I think I have only explored green, & that was something of a nightmare - too many songs! - so naturally I gravitate to the ones that might take a little more work to explore. But why hazel? It can't be because I have hazel eyes, can it? (Or do I? See the previous post.) No, it was just happenstance.

At some point in the past, not the dim past, but let's say sometime in the summer, I was working on a graphic for something & I noticed a color that struck my attention. I didn't think it was beige, but I thought it might look like darkened amber. A quick search discovered that it was close to hazel. & although I have been told I have hazel eyes most of my life, I don't think I ever really knew what that color looked like.

Usually when my brain has to travel some kind of circuitous path to figuring something out, it will say to me, "Maybe that will make a good radio show theme." & so I made a note of it.

& now that theme is today's theme on Self Help Radio. Which you can listen to today from noon to 2pm on Freeform Portland - 90.3+98.3fm in town & online at freeform portland dot org.

Hazel's also a name too so tell anyone you know named Hazel there's a show about them!

Wednesday, November 08, 2023

Preface To Hazel: Hazel Eyes

(image from here)

That stunning picture above comes from an article online called What Determines Hazel Eye Color? Click above to read it. Here's the thing: since I was a kid, I've been told I have hazel eyes. It's said so on every driver's license I've had since I was 16. But do I really?

My wife just took a picture of one of my eyes. Here it is:


It doesn't look like the one above, does it? I think it's slightly more green.

Have I been living a lie for those forty years? Do I actually have green eyes?

It's a good thing that the show this week isn't about my eyes. More tomorrow.

Tuesday, November 07, 2023

How To Listen To The 1968 Project

(a Melody Maker page from 1968, from here)

Yesterday I promised you that I'd point you to where you can listen to the six installments (so far) of the 1968 Project. If you don't know what that is, read the previous post on this blog. If you don't care, you're in good company - most listeners don't.

The first three episodes were done as sub shows in late-night timeslots on KBOO, & as such, they were not archived on the station's website. You can listen to them on the Self Help Radio web site, however, but you'll need to make sure you use a username/password combo to listen. Those are SHR/selfhelp. Here are the links:

Part I (November 1, 2022)
Part II (November 15, 2022)
Part III (December 27, 2022)

When Self Help Radio moved from KBOO back to Freeform Portland in the spring, I suddenly had three hours in which I could do & play anything. Sometime in the summer I thought I should return to the 1968 Project. & so I have. Here are the other three shows archived on the KBOO website:

Part IV (July 25, 2023)
Part V (September 19, 2023)
Part VI (November 7, 2023)

These shows (except the last one) are on the Self Help Radio website as well. (I'll put the most recent one up on Friday). You can find them by scrolling on the front page of the website. I don't want to link them here because come January those links will be incorrect & I won't remember to come back & update them.

One thing is true: I find this fun to do. So let me go now listen to some more records from 1968 & maybe I can do one more of these before the year ends.

Monday, November 06, 2023

The 1968 Project, Part Six

(The top four haven't changed since September)

Previously. Don't want to read? I'm using the top albums of 1968 at Rate Your Music to go through & listen to as many full-length records from 1968 & then playing the longest song on the radio. Tonight on Corporate Standardized Programming on KBOO, I'll continue to do so for the sixth time.

Tomorrow I'll provide links to the earlier shows. They're all on my website but three of them are also on the KBOO website. (I did two as KBOO sub shows, & those aren't archived at KBOO's website.)

This has been hella fun. Even if I didn't like some of the songs. & I promised I'd do another one after the Fall Drive ends. It's happening tonight.

Midnight to 3am. 90.7fm in town. kboo.fm everywhere. See ya there.

Friday, November 03, 2023

Self Help Radio 110223: Rumble


Do you hear that rumble? Might there be a rumble? Rumbling promises more rumbling! & certainly there was two hours of rumbling on Self Help Radio this week.

In case you do listen to this show - I know you didn't listen when it aired - I do feel like I should let you know it's a fundraiser show - every time I talk, I ask for financial help for the station. I am in a strange position because I've been at so many radio stations, nearly all my friends are in radio. & I feel awkward asking them for support when they do the same at their stations. So I hope someone who might listen, who might appreciate the shows I do or at the very least the kindness of the station that airs them, I hope they might feel moved to make a donation. If that is you, reading this, go to the Freeform Portland donation page. & again, if you listen to the show, there's a lot of this kind of hat-in-hand talk on the show.

Meanwhile! The show itself is now at the Self Help Radio web page. Please use the username SHR & the password selfhelp to access. Everything that's on the show - minus all the donation talk & the silly spots I made for the fund drive - is listed below.

Thank you for listening & thank you for your support.

Self Help Radio Rumble Show
"Rumble" Link Wray & His Ray Men _The Link Wray Collection 1956-62_
"Rumble, Rumble, Rumble" Betty Hutton _American Songbook Series: Frank Loesser_
"Rumble Chillen" Albert Williams _The Sun Blues Box_

introduction & definitions

"Rumble Boogie" Don Cherry _The Don Cherry Singles Collection_
"The Rumble Drum" Marais & Miranda with the Pardo Ancient Instrument Ensemble _Ballads Of Long Ago_
"Rumblin' Tumblin' Baby" The Emeralds _Condition Your Heart_

interview with nutritionist Dr. Dale Newton

"Rumble In The Jungle" Don Covay _Hot Blood_
"King Of The Rumbling Spires" Tyrannosaurus Rex _The Definitive_
"Rowche Rumble" The Fall _Dragnet_

interview with geologist Dr. Dean Neighbors

"Rumble At Joe's" Sue Evans _Rumble At Joe's_
"Rumble On Mersey Square South" Wimple Winch _The Wimple Winch Story: 1963-1968_
"Rumble With The Gang Debs" Tullycraft _Disenchanted Hearts Unite_

Sir Archibald Von Poesy reads a poem live!

"Get 'Em In A Rumble Seat" Harry Reser's Six Jumping Jacks _Volume Two_
"Rumble Seat" Bobtown _A History Of Ghosts_
"Rumbletrain" The Mighty Lemon Drops _Laughter_

interview with fight enthusiast Dick Neff

"A Rumbling In The Land" Julie Felix _The Second Album_
"Rumble" Robin & Linda Williams _In The Company Of Strangers_
"Rumblin'" Neil Young _Le Noise_

conclusion & goodbye

"Rumble" You Am I _You Am I's #4 Record_
"Rumbler" Black Lips _Sing In A World That's Falling Apart_
"Rumbling Joker" Robert Pollard _Waved Out_
"The Rumble" Original Broadway Cast _West Side Story (1957 Orginal Broadway Cast Recording)_
"Trucker's Rumble" Deadbolt _Voodoo Trucker_

Thursday, November 02, 2023

Whither Rumble?

(It's Rumbling Bridge! Image from here.)

First of all, there's no mistake there - the theme is "rumble." Not "rumbling." There is a tendency I have (& perhaps you do too) to have the theme be a noun, so one wants to make any theme which might be a verb into a gerund for the sake of some kind of sense of agreement. But you know what? I don't mind the awkwardness of a theme like "rumble."

But why do a show with a theme that's a verb or at best a possible weird noun? For me, it's all about onomatopoeia. As you know because it's the best sounding figure of speech & one of the easiest to understand, onomatopoeia is when a word is made by the sound it makes. Like beep. Or snarl. Or buzz. It occurred to me - & frankly I didn't check this before I started planning the show - I hadn't done a show with an onomatopoeiacal theme in a long time. & my brain started liking the word "rumble."

One thing I discovered is that I sure have a lot of versions of Link Wray's "Rumble." The song itself is collected on my records & it's covered by lots of folks. I never knew it was so beloved!

Let's get ready to rumble on today's Self Help Radio which airs noon to 2pm on Freeform Portland which is on the air in town at 90.3+98.3fm & online at freeformportland dot org. I'll also be asking for you help for the Fall Drive today so to preemptively give, become a Friend Of Freeform right now by going to our Patreon site. Just think of how many more shows with oddball themes like "rumble" are possible with your support!

Wednesday, November 01, 2023

Preface To Rumble: Rum Balls

(These rum balls don't rumble. Image from here.)

Confession time: though I love to cook, I'm not that good at baking. If I told you why I think that is, you would laugh at me, so I'm not going to say so. But one other reason is that often with baking if you follow the recipe exactly you might screw up because I believe like with gardening one needs to have a knack for baking. A kind of "yeasty thumb," if you will. But please don't.

Here's a recipe of vegan rum balls. They seem easy enough - & I love when people try to veganize recipes, I've done that a few times for non-dessert-y things, with mixed results. I haven't had a rum ball in a while & I am struck by how little rum goes in them. I might double the rum content. Or just finish the fifth of rum you bought for the recipe thinking you'd need more than a couple of tablespoons. Wow.

Rumble & rum ball are kinda homonyms, or rather, homophones, as people constantly correct me these days. It's like there's another kind of synonym out there that everyone has always called a synonym & then suddenly everyone's like "if it means the same but it's often considered not, it's a synophone."

Just as I wrote that, I wondered if there really were something called a synophone. I found only this reference on the internets, from here:

To my understanding, heterographs are words that have different meanings, different spellings, but sound the same. Synophones are words that have different meanings, different spellings, & sound similar but not the same.

So, ball & bawl would be heterographs, while ball & bell would be synophones.

This is what I get for trying to be sarcastic & make things up. Enjoy your rum balls!

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Halloween Thoughts


It's Halloween night, I am beat, it's been a while since kids came to trick & treat. Guess it's nearly over.

What I did for Halloween is made three radio shows - Self Help Radio's was new, it was about ghost towns (not so scary); the Dickenbock Report was a kind of repeat from a show I did about nightmares ten years ago; & Corporate Standardized Programming was three hours of Halloween songs. I'd share them but Halloween is nearly over.

Also I bought some candy & my wife bought some Halloween bags & I put the candy in the bags & I sat in front of my house & handed them out tonight. I had thirty-six bags to give & have fourteen left. We didn't get a lot of kids. I think it might be because I didn't use the Next Door dot com "treat map." I'm always a little leery of interacting with that app.

In case you're wondering, no, I didn't dress up. I'm not a dressing up kind of guy. I don't think I've dressed up for Halloween since I was a kid. At least nothing elaborate. The kids were very cute tonight. A lot of Harry Potter. One kid, probably in middle school, was dressed as Jason from Friday The 13th. I said, "Take a bag but don't kill me!" He laughed at this.

Here's something I don't think I've seen before: parents following their kids while holding glasses of wine. It's a Portland thing I guess.

Kinda glad the holiday is over. People around her sure love it though. I need to work on another radio show!

Monday, October 30, 2023

Two Halloween Things


Happy All Hallow's Eve Eve! Here are two Self Help Radio related Halloween things:

1) Almost all of the Halloween shows I've ever done for Self Help Radio are archived on the Self Help Radio Halloween page. The most recent one - ghost towns - is on the front page. It wasn't all that scary though. Maybe I won't add it to the Halloween page later.

2) Tonight's episode of Corporate Standardized Programming on KBOO - airing midnight to 3am on 90.7fm in town & online at kboo.fm - will be a mishmash of Halloween songs. You don't have to stay up late to listen tho - it'll be at the show's page in time for tomorrow.

Now I need to get ready for Halloween! I am making little treat bags for the trick-or-treaters. If they come by. They hardly ever do but in case they do.

Friday, October 27, 2023

Self Help Radio 102623: Halloween 2023 - Ghost Towns!


Can you imagine an actual ghost visited me on the Halloween show? It's true! For the purposes of this Halloween post! Because the songs about ghost towns I found weren't as scary as I'd hoped. There were a few things that were scary, tho. I promise. I'm a big fan of Halloween so I wouldn't ruin it by not having some scares in the show. Did I mention a ghost visited me?!?

This week's show is at the top of the Self Help Radio web page. It's not too hard to listen but you need a username (SHR) & a password (selfhelp) to do so. Lots of songs about ghost towns - all called "ghost town" as you'll see - & some surprises. That is listed below.

Remember, I have a lot more Halloween shows if you're so inclined. They are here.

One more link: Help out Freeform Portland during out Fall Fundraiser! Go to this webpage & make a donation or even better become a Friend Of Freeform. It's what makes my dumb show possible.

Self Help Radio Halloween 2023 Ghost Town Show
"Ghost Town" Don Cherry _The Best Of Don Cherry: The Columbia & Monument Years_
"Ghost Town" Meic Stevens _Outlander_

introduction, definition, & our resident cinephile Chuck calls

"Ghost Town" C.W. McCall _Black Bear Road_
"Ghost Town" The Younghearts _All About Love_
"Ghost Town" The Specials _Ghost Town_

interview with ghost hunter Victor Stillman

"Ghost Town" Angelic Upstarts _2,000,000 Voices_
"Ghost Town" Michael Martin Murphey _Tonight We Ride_
"Ghost Town" Gemini _Geminism_

a ghost interrupts!

"Ghost Town" Chrome _Alien Soundtracks II_
"Ghost Town" The Coctails _Hip Hip Hooray!_
"Ghost Town" Kurt Vile _Smoke Ring For My Halo_

our resident cinephile Chuck calls again

"Ghost Town" Pierce Pettis _While The Serpent Lies Sleeping_
"Ghost Town" Sarah Shook & The Devil _Seven_
"Ghost Town" DJ Shadow _The Mountain Will Fall_

interview with ghost town realtor Vincent Starr

"Ghost Town" The Vaccines _Come Of Age_
"Ghost Town" The World _First World Record_
"Ghost Town" The Shed Project _Ghost Town_

conclusion, goodbye, & our resident cinephile Chuck calls one last time

"Ghost Town" Mikey General _Confidence In Jah Self_
"Ghost Town" The Hot 8 Brass Band _The Life & Times Of..._
"Ghost Town" D'Arkestra _Ghost Town_

Thursday, October 26, 2023

Whither Halloween 2023 - Ghost Towns?

(A building in the ghost town of Golden, OR - from the Wikipedia)

Here's the thing - I do a Halloween show every year. I don't know why I can't just play "The Monster Mash" & that Ministry song like everyone else but I can't. Instead I feel the need to explore a different Halloween-related theme each year. I have covered black cats, clowns, death, Frankenstein, ghosts, graveyards, haunted houses, hell, monsters, mummies, nightmares, pumpkins, spiders, vampires, voodoo, werewolves, witches, & zombies. One show I called "Attack Of The Self Help Radio" & featured songs using the phrasal beginning "attack of the..." I have complained about running out of Halloween-related themes before.

This year I chanced upon the idea of a show about ghost towns. Ghost towns are pretty scary, right? It turns out not so much. The songs about ghost towns can be more wistful & sad. But there were so many! & I found some guests who found ghosts in ghost towns! & it's probably not a theme that anyone will explore this Halloween - so ghost towns it is today!

Also it's the Fall Fundraiser - perhaps you can help out by becoming a Friend Of Freeform. The station is worthy of your investment.

Self Help Radio's Halloween 2023 show - about ghost towns - airs this afternoon from noon to 2pm on 90.3+98.3 fm here in town & online everywhere at Freeform Portland dot org. Tune in for some thrills - & maybe just a few chills!

Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Preface To Halloween 2023 - Ghost Towns: Oregon Ghost Towns

(The banner for visit oregon dot com.)

On the site whose banner I display above, it tells us:

Oregon is historic for its record number of Ghost Towns

Did you know that Oregon has the highest number of ghost towns in the country? Thus far, 200 Oregonian ghost towns have been counted! Some of these abandoned communities are completely starved of human interaction while others have an extremely small population with 30 people or less.

During the pandemic, I daydreamed about visiting some nearby ghost towns. Alas, we had an elderly dog who didn't enjoy car rides & there was always the trepidation of visiting places where people thoughts masks were irritants. (Not the ghost towns, the service stations & other places we'd have to stop at.) It's interesting that I didn't think then of doing a Halloween show about ghost towns. But the idea of visiting ghost towns has always been at the back of my mind.

Now I get to visit them on the air!

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Halloween Time Again

(A snapshot of the page)

Since Halloween is right around the corner, I wanted to remind you that pretty much every Halloween show I've ever done is available for listening over at the Self Help Radio Halloween Page.

From spiders to pumpkins, from "attack of the" to Frankenstein, from voodoo to black cats, from clowns to death, from mummies to hell, from nightmares to graveyards, from haunted houses to werewolves, from witches to zombies, from monsters to vampires - there are eighteen (18!) Halloween shows I've done. I wonder if they're any good?

& there'll be another Halloween show this week! What luck!

Monday, October 23, 2023

Psychic Cinema

(image from the IMDb)

You didn't have to be psychic to appreciate last week's episode of Self Help Radio which was about psychics. But maybe you predicted our resident cinephile Chuck would come by & talk to us about films featuring psychics. If you haven't listened already, then before your brain explodes please go so do at the Self Help Radio website. Then check out the helpful links Chuck has supplied!

He has two YouTube playlists of films & trailers: part one is here; part two is here.

Chuck did something quite interesting this time around - he says, "I uploaded a few scenes I filmed with my phone, which I have put on the playlist, but they can all be found on my channel."

Here is his Letterboxd list. Here are his Letterboxd reviews.
Here is Chuck's IMDb keyword list.

Chuck says:
I posted about some of the films on Bluesky (right now it's just all the links seen here, but go ahead an give me a follow. I usually follow back).
He adds:
I tweeted about some of the films on Twitter (right now it's just all the links seen here, but go ahead an give me a follow. I usually follow back).

Here are the direct links for Chuck: Twitter,  Bluesky, & Substack. He adds, "I may write an article about them on Substack, someday, but in the meantime you can subscribe for free. (I have started using the chat section for early announcements about the letterboxd lists for upcoming shows.)"

Chuck foresees that you will have some incredible psychic film experiences!

Friday, October 20, 2023

Self Help Radio 102023: Psychics

(Original photo by Tom Magliery, available here)

Oh hey look a show about psychics that really has only a handful of songs about psychics but instead has songs with titles like "Psychic [Thing]" & someone texted I should've played "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot & I responded "What if I want to do a show about reading minds?" & they responded "Isn't it this show?" & this is why Self Help Radio is mostly dumb.

But I did have someone talking about psychics in movies & I talked to two psychics & to someone who hunts psychics so let's just say on average there was maybe 50% content about psychics so it wasn't quite so bad although I really probably should've looked for songs about mind-reading & prognostication I don't know why I didn't maybe I'm just lazy.

Anyhoosle the show is available now at the Self Help Radio website. Remember you'll need a username & password to access the files - I'd try SHR & selfhelp. Everything that happened on the show is below. But you already knew that. Didn't you?

Self Help Radio Psychics Show
"I Am The Psychic" Art Brut _Brilliant! Tragic!_
"Psychic" Christine Lavin _Please Don't Make Me Too Happy_

introduction & definitions

"Psykick Dancehall" The Fall _Dragnet_
"Psychic" The Goon Sax _Mirror II_
"Too Much Yang Energy" Nib The Psychic Fiend _Sonic Damn Nation_
"Psychic Hotline" Gwen McCrae _Psychic Hot Line_

our resident cinephile Chuck stops by!

"Psychic Trauma" Sad13 _No Cover: Carpark's 21st Anniversary Covers Comp_
"Psychic" Sam Baker _Pretty World_
"Chant With Me!" Nib The Psychic Fiend _Sonic Damn Nation_
"Psychic Future" Kid Congo & The Pink Monkey Birds _La Araña Es La Vida_

interview with psychic sidekick Brett Kirkland

"Psychic Beginner" Johnny Marr _The Messenger_
"Psychic Friends" Papercuts _Life Among The Savages_
"Psychic Friends" Space Ghost _Yeah, Whatever..._
"Psykick Espionage" Joanna Gruesome _Peanut Butter_
"Psychic Love" Prissy Clerks _Bruise Or Be Bruised_

interview with psychic hunter Barrett Kohl

"Psychic Visions" Electric Six _Heartbeats & Brainwaves_
"You're No Psychic!" Nib The Psychic Field _Sonic Damn Nation_
"Call A Psychic" Orion _After Dark 4_
"Psychic Rainbow" Anna Oxygen _This Is An Exercise_

interview with psychic & author Bobby Kaufman

"Psychic" Probe _User Friendly_
"Is This For Real?" Nib The Psychic Fiend _Sonic Damn Nation_
"Psychic Attack" The Radiation Flowers _The Radiation Flowers_
"Psykick Damage" School Damage _A To X_
"Psychic Dance Routine" Scowl _Psychic Dance Routine_

conclusion & goodbye

"Psychic Self Defense" Brief Candles _They Live We Sleep_
"Psychic Whore" East River Pipe _Goodbye California_
"Psychic Tapes" Mutators _Secret Life_

Thursday, October 19, 2023

Whither Psychics?

(Charles Xavier in the Pstandard Psychic Pstance, from here.)

You know what we need right now? We need a psychic to tell me why the heck Self Help Radio this week is a show about psychics. Maybe a psychic placed the idea in my mind. If so, they're probably waiting to take credit once they've heard the show. & maybe they'll be disappointed.

Because the show will actually be less about psychics & more about psychic things. & not necessarily psychic gifts - for example I had enough songs about ESP to make me think, hm, maybe one day I can do an ESP show, so I shouldn't play them now. I do that a lot. I prefer the specific to the general. Even though I will probably never do an ESP show.

But it does not take a mind-reader to know that Self Help Radio will be about psychic things today on Freeform Portland. Indeed, the time is predictable - because it's regularly scheduled - noon to 2pm. In Portland you can tune in - with your radio, then I guess your mind - at 90.3+98.3fm & everywhere you can listen online at Freeform Portland dot org.

Hmm, though the future is cloudy, I predict no one will tune in. (I mean, you know, because no one ever does.)

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Preface To Psychics: Fads & Fallacies

(image from the book's Goodreads page)

When I was a kid I was hungry for magic. I read comics books & sci-fi, I watched movies like Godzilla & Planet Of The Apes, I was enamored by anything Star Trek & anything Star Wars. Mainly I just wanted there to be something, anything supernatural in the world. I did dumb things to try to achieve it. You might want to read my story about trying to astral project. Time & again, I failed to find the magic & mystery I so desperately wanted. Sometimes I was told I didn't believe enough. Sometimes I was told I doubted too much. Most of the time it seemed like someone was lying to me about the magic they claimed to have, or to have seen.

Psychics were probably the least of this - reading a mind wasn't nearly as fun as using the Force to lift an X-Wing Fighter out of a swamp - but boy I would've loved telekinesis or remote viewing. I did love Professor X & Marvel Girl of the X-Men. It never occurred to me that some people took these claims seriously in a scientific context. & that's where Martin Gardner comes in.

As happened so very often, my dear friend Russell lent me my first Martin Gardner book. It was the one above. Although the title may seem a bit pejorative, the book itself examined the claims people made about supernatural events & reported testing about them. Gardner's column in The Skeptical Inquirer would perhaps do this more thoroughly - in one column, Gardner was so even-handed I thought he actually believe in ESP! - but this book switched my disappointment into a keener understand of our world.

& it is a world of magic & mystery - just not the kind I was hoping for. I'm all right with that. Though man it would've been fun to astral project.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

The October 17th I Was On A Ferris Wheel


On October 17, 2017, my wife & I went to the State Fair Of Texas. It was almost certainly the first time she was there. It was the first time I had been there probably since a field trip in elementary school. So - the first time in forty years? There were absolutely a larger number of deep-fried things there now than four decades previous - but alas there were not vegan-friendly, so I couldn't try any of them.

We did ride the Ferris Wheel though. Should I capitalize Ferris Wheel? Does the Texas State Fair Ferris Wheel have a name? Yes, it's the Texas Star Ferris Wheel. Here is a picture I took on it:


Here is another picture:


The wife & I shared the Texas Star Ferris Wheel with a couple a bit older than us who had no interest in engaging with us at all. Which was fine because I discovered something about myself on that Ferris Wheel, & it was this: I am actually quite afraid of heights.

It was a weird thing to discover because I had previous enjoyed Ferris Wheels as well as roller coasters & those "rides" that lift you up & then drop you. But something was different about this experience, & I know what it was - they stop the Ferris Wheel to let new people on, so for a moment (or moments) (sometimes long moments) you're just sitting up there, very high up, in a quite precarious position. I remember becoming overly focused on how easily I could fall from there. & it took all the strength I had to not freak out.

My wife didn't notice anything unusual about me, so I was I guess successful. I didn't tell her about how I almost lost it until a while later. But one thing I did know is that was the last time I would ever be on a Ferris Wheel again. Six years ago on this day.