It's true. I won't be doing Self Help Radio this week. But I've asked a precocious RFL programmer named Jackman to handle the show. & he says he'll do Self Help Radio! Yippee!
He said he'll do a show about the police. That made me suspicious. What if he's an undercover cop? An undercover cop would find lots of crime at WRFL. First off, there's a buttload of perjury. We're always perjuring ourselves. I've also seen deejays jaywalk (deejaywalk?) through the on-air room dozens of times. & I won't even start with all the sedition. If it's not sedition in the morning, it's sedition all night long. It's terrible.
But wait! What if he wants to do a show about the police because of his own numerous encounters with officers of the law? I'll bet he has a rap sheet as long as my longest arm! (My arms are of two different lengths. Don't ask.) He's a shifty type - probably a career criminal - oh no! What if he's trying to steal my show?
Damn it! I have to listen now to find out!
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