Saturday, November 22, 2025

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: Eat A Cranberry Day

A buncha cranberries
(image from here)

November 23 is Eat A Cranberry Day. We've stocked up on cranberries in all manners of food - sauce, juice, pie, & more - & Dick Dickenbock demands we eat cranberries while we report on the fruit tomorrow.

That's Sunday, from noon to 1pm, on 91.1+107.1fm in Portland, xray dot fm everywhere. Why wait for Thanksgiving?

Friday, November 21, 2025

This Week In Self Help: November 16 + 18

A wall with a little square of white paint on it, in which is written the word freedom.

Another week in which I only did the radio shows I'm supposed to do. Here's how that went:

The Dickenbock Report on XRAY FM reported on National Button Day.
Listen to that show: on the XRAY web page | on the Self Help Radio web page.

Self Help Radio on KBOO FM had a show about freedom.
(All the songs were in fact titled "Freedom.")
Listen to that show: on the KBOO web page | on the Self Help Radio web page.

Corporate Standardized Programming on KBOO FM continued the freedom theme.
Listen to that show: on the KBOO web page (after Self Help Radio) | on the Self Help Radio web page.

Remember! You might need on the Self Help Radio web page
username: SHR password: selfhelp

This next week tho I'm going to be a little more busy I think.

Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Self Help Radio 111825: Freedom

A collage of seven pictures of seven letters from different sources spelling the word "freedom." The Self Help Radio logo sits on top the letter O.

A show about freedom. With all the songs called "Freedom." There were lots of songs called "Freedom." They spilled into the third hour, which is a show called Corporate Standardized Programming. But might as well be the third hour of Self Help Radio.

Also my silly guests tell me their favorite freedoms. It gets pretty ridiculous.

& when you're free, if ever you're free, you can listen for free. It's at the KBOO web site & at the Self Help Radio website. At the latter you may need to use the username SHR & pass the password selfhelp. All the songs are called "Freedom" but everything that happens on the show is below.

Tho I feel a little free dumb right now.

Self Help Radio Freedom Show
"Freedom" The Golden Gate Quartet _Freedom: The Golden Gate Quartet & Josh White At The Library Of Congress_
"Freedom" Tommy Blake _Koolit (The Sun Years, Plus)_
"Freedom" Charles Mingus _Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus_

introduction & definitions

"Freedom" The New Christy Minstrels _Chim Chim Cher-ee_
"Freedom" The Motions _Electric Baby_
"Freedom" Memphis Slim _The Legacy Of The Blues Vol. 7_
"Freedom" Richie Havens _Woodstock - Music From The Original Soundtrack & More_

interview with Blake who tells us his favorite freedom

"Freedom" Six Feet Under _In Retrospect 1969-70_
"Freedom" Sue & Sunny _Freedom_
"Freedom" Rocky Cabbage _Rainbow Rocking Chair (The Definitive Collection 1969-1971)_
"Freedom" Ellison _Ellison_
"Freedom" The Isley Brothers _The Essential Isley Brothers_

interview with Tony who tells us his favorite freedom

"Freedom" Art Bears _The World As It Is Today_
"Freedom" The Garlands _The Garlands EP_
"Freedom" The Housemartins _London 0 Hull 4_
"Freedom" Alan Vega/Alex Chilton/Ben Vaughn _Cubist Blues_
"Freedom" Quintron _Too Thirsty 4 Love_

interview with Didi & Vic who tell us their favorite freedom

"Freedom" Accra Quartet _Travelers_
"Freedom" David Walters, Vincent Segal, Ballaké Sissoko, & Roger Raspail _Nocturne_
"Freedom" Ibibio Sound Machine _Electricity_
"Freedom" Sampa The Great _The Return_

interview with Eric who tells us his favorite freedom
+ conclusion & goodbye

"Freedom" Ty Segall _Ty Segall_
"Freedom" Curtis Harding _Soul Power_ 
"Freedom" Chaka Khan _Moscow On The Hudson Original Motion Picture Soundtrack_

Monday, November 17, 2025

Whither Freedom?

A photo of a sun going down in a red sky in the background while the outlines of two hands in the foreground hold up the word freedom.
(image from here)

Apologies for the goofy stock photo. It's public domain. In all the pictures I've taken over the last few years not a single one had the title "freedom." So there you go.

Last week on the show I joked, when announcing this theme, that I thought it might be a good idea to do a show about freedom while we still had some of it in this country. For a lot of my fellow residents, freedom is a precious commodity. I'm not sure that was what was in my mind when I first thought of the theme, but golly it seems a good reason to do the show at this point.

Listen to a show about freedom tonight, midnight to 3am, on 90.7fm in town, kboo dot fm everywhere.

It's very strange to be aware that I now have less freedoms than when I was born, & even stranger to know there are people in this country - including members of my family - that aren't even aware of that.

Sunday, November 16, 2025

Preface To Freedom: Why Isn't Your Show More Political

An image from the book On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder illustrated by Nora Krug. It shows a figure with a spade digging into what appears to be the side of a mountain looking for a gem. We see the ladder they came up on; there are bats hanging on the ceiling behind the figure. Cutaway scenes show a spider, a scorpion, & a snake & its eggs in the space around the figure. Text on the image reads, "Believe in truth. To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights."
(image found here)

Something I am sometimes asked - more in the past, really, than in recent times - is "Why isn't your show more political?" It's a question that puzzles me. I suppose there are people on the right who listen to noncommercial radio, noncommercial music, but the right wingers in my family have never paid any attention to the music I like & have at their most charitable called it "weird." If it hasn't appeared on commercial radio, they wouldn't have heard it, let alone approved of it. & frankly I have very rarely met conservatives who volunteer or do radio shows at the stations I am at - & usually those do country shows.

Mostly I've hoped that people would think, oh he's on a left-leaning radio station, he must also feel that way, & that's certainly true, although I have disagreed with my stations in the past. But the company I keep should surely be a clue - yes, I might have silly improvised interviews about pigeons, but that doesn't mean I am not antifa.

Ultimately I end up saying something like, "I personally think noncommercial radio is an incredibly revolutionary thing." & I believe it. I volunteer at the stations at which I deejay, I ask for listener support on the air, I wear clothing that promotes them, & I support them financially. Because it may seem like oddballs in a little room playing their favorite music or sharing their opinions, but it's so dramatically unlike the current media landscape that we have ventured as far out as the Dadaists did at this point.

Noncommercial radio is my passion & I have given so much of the last thirty years of my life to it, & will continue to do so. That means every show on a station like KBOO or XRAY or Freeform Portland is inherently political. It's about freedom of expression. It's about challenging the status quo. It's David versus a Goliath as tall as a tower.

So perhaps if ever I am asked the question, "Why isn't your show more political?" I should just answer, "Honestly, I don't think it could get any more political!"

Saturday, November 15, 2025

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: National Button Day

(image found here)

National Button Day is November 16. Because that is the day that most resembles a button. One assumes. People have been celebrating National Button Day for so long that its origins have disappeared into the mists of time. When you go to your annual National Button Day gathering, you don't ask such questions, you just have a good time. But maybe you'd like to know more about National Button Day? Then you're lucky that's what we're focusing on on The Dickenbock Report tomorrow!

Yes, Sunday. That's November 16. From noon to 1pm. On 91.1+107.1fm in Portland. xray dot fm everywhere. Prepare your buttons accordingly.

Friday, November 14, 2025

This Week In Self Help: November 9 + 11

The bumpy surface of a driveway.

Another week in which I kept my hands to myself & just made the shows I'm supposed to make.

The Dickenbock Report on XRAY on November 9 was about tongue twisters because it was International Tongue Twister Day. I had fun putting it together but got no feed about it. Seems I was the only one who enjoyed it. Let that be your warning if you wanna listen! It's at XRAY FM & also at the SHR web page.

Self Help Radio on KBOO on November 11 had the odd theme "surface" but I got some nice texts about it even tho it was on late at night. That was nice. I had fun putting it together too. It's at KBOO FM & also at the SHR web page.

Corporate Standardized Programming also on KBOO also on November 11 was just a buncha new releases which I like to play because I listen to all kindsa new stuff all the time. It's at KBOO FM (after Self Help Radio) & also on its own at the SHR web page.

If asked, the username is SHR & the password is selfhelp.

Is that all? Yes, that's all.

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Self Help Radio 111125: Surface

The surface of a picnic table with the Self Help Radio logo laid on top of it.

Let it be known I tried to get deep about the subject of "surface." I tried to use all meanings of the word. I sought out silly but appropriate interviewees. I kept my hands on the surface of the console at all times in case anything went wrong. I did my best, damn it! But somehow it still feels a little shallow.

Nevertheless here's the show! It's over on the KBOO website but also on the Self Help Radio website. On the latter use the username SHR & password selfhelp to access. Most everything that happens on the show is listed below.

Time to leave the surface of the show!

Self Help Radio Surface Show
"Surface" Big Bliss _At Middle Distance_
"Surface" Burnt Palms _The Girl You Knew_
"The Surface" The Dodos _Grizzly Peak_

introduction & definitions

"Surface World" The Jades _Scream Loud!!! The Fenton Story_
"On The Surface" Pere Ubu _Dub Housing_
"Walking On The Surface Of The Moon" Wreckless Eric _The Wonderful World Of Wreckless Eric_
"Look Beneath The Surface" Maggie Nicols _Miniatures (A Sequence Of Fifty-One Tiny Masterpieces Edited By Morgan-Fisher)_
"Under The Surface" Bettie Serveert _Palomine_

interview with Col. Brock Eiger, who wants to land on the surface of the sun

"Scratch The Surface" Jasmine Minks _Scratch The Surface_
"From The Surface" Mecca Normal _Jarred Up_
"Surface Of Pluto" Human Eye _4: Into Unknown_
"Surface Envy" Sleater-Kinney _No Cities To Love_
"On The Surface" Bettye LaVette _I've Got My Own Hell To Raise_

interview with Jenny & Joey Gillespie, who grew up under the surface of the Earth

"Up To The Surface" Cloud Nothings _Life Without Sound_
"Perfect On The Surface" Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton _Choir Of The Mind_
"Breaking The Surface" Ane Brun _How Beauty Holds The Hand Of Sorrow_
"In The Surface Noise" Archers Of Loaf _Reason In Decline_
"Scratch The Surface" Sloan _Steady_

interview with Surface Level Living promoter Scott

"Under The Surface" Linda From Work _The Night Is Short_
"I Just Surfaced" The Macks _The Macks Are A Knife_
"Skimming The Surface" Fotoform _Grief Is A Garden (Forever In Bloom)_
"Surface Talk" Gretta Seabird _Cycling EP_
"On The Surface" Pale Blue Eyes _New Place_

conclusion & goodbye

"Surfacer" 14 Iced Bears _14 Iced Bears_
"Surface Operations" Grace Scheele _Landings_
"Scratching The Surface" Rabbit's Eye _The Damage Was Terrific_

Monday, November 10, 2025

Whither Surface?

The surface of a table.

In general, I can think of three main reasons one might pick a theme for a theme-based radio show. Off the top of my head, those are:

1) It's a holiday or famous day - like Halloween or a famous artist's birthday.
2) It's a day of special importance to the programmer - an anniversary perhaps.
3) It's arbitrary - for example, in the case of this particular theme-based radio show, the reason is often because of coincidence of repetition - I might hear many different songs in a short time that suggest the theme.

The reason for the theme of this week's Self Help Radio - which is "surface" - is the unofficial fourth way (which might seem to coincide with reason number 3):

4) For the life of me I can't remember why I picked that theme.

Here's what I know:

Sometime this year I thought "surface" would be a good theme for a show. Probably late at night. Perhaps whiskey was involved. I created a folder on my computer & put a file in it with some ideas. Later on it seemed to me I was ready to make that show - I had enough songs, I had some silly ideas for interviews, etc. & I put it on the schedule.

It never occurred to me to write down why that was the theme. & it is "surface." Not "surfaces." The word "surface."

& that's all I can say about that. But I will add the show airs tonight from midnight to 2am on 90.7fm here in Portland & online everywhere at kboo dot fm. I know, on the surface it doesn't seem like a good theme. But maybe there's something below the surface?

Sunday, November 09, 2025

Preface To Surface: You Can Drive Forever

A rural road in Texas, edged on all sides by shrubs & other plants, at the end of which there's a turn to the left.

Something I might have mentioned before - I like taking pictures. I got my hands on a digital camera sometime in 2014 or so & I have been snapping shots when the spirit takes me since then.

But why not seek out opportunities to take pictures? I have done it a few times. The image above - from 2017 - is one of those times. On an afternoon with nothing to do, I went on a drive & took some pictures.

Oh how I hesitate to say that I keep a journal because it's really just an accounting of my day but I checked back to see what I might have been doing when I took this picture - it was on December 3, 2017 - & here's what I think was happening:

We bought some dog treats for our beagles which we discovered were too large for them. We offered to donate them to an animal rescue group. I drove there & had to wander through what I described then as a "shabby office park" to give them away. That all went successfully - I have the strangest feeling I returned there years later but will forgo that at the moment & just say I decided to take the long way home in order to take some pictures. Did I? I wrote this: "took a few but not many."

Not the makings of a bona fide photographer to be sure!

The surface of the road is obvious here tho. & truly there are roads like this everywhere. & even if they don't go on forever, they might as well - they certainly feel like they do.

Saturday, November 08, 2025

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: International Tongue Twister Day

Under the title text "Tongue Twister," a cartoon illustration of a man with his mouth open wide & his tongue in a knot.
(original image here)

It is common news that singing sailors sail the sea swiftly. After all, melodic murmurs make music meaningful. Which is why vocal virtuosos voice various volumes, harmony hums harmoniously, & ten tenors tenderly tune their tones. But what you might not know is that November 9 is International Tongue Twister Day. Which is what we'll be reporting on on The Dickenbock Report on XRAY FM.

Tune in Sunday, November 9, from noon to 1pm to listen to Dick Dickenbock expertly enunciate these tricky tongue twister & more! Only on XRAY - 91.1+107.1fm in Portland, xray dot fm everywhere.

Friday, November 07, 2025

This Week In Self Help: November 2 + 4

A beagle named Stuart, asleep on the sofa.

That is a picture of Stuart, who is a new addition to our household. I wrote about him here but since no one reads this blog I understand if you missed it. I am sharing it mainly because I have nothing related to this week's shows to share otherwise. You understand.

November 2: XRAY The Dickenbock Report.
It was Look For Circles Day. I found a few. Listen at XRAY. Listen at Self Help Radio.

November 4: KBOO Self Help Radio.
A show with the theme "next time." Listen at KBOO. Listen at Self Help Radio.

November 4: KBOO Corporate Standardized Programming.
A show featuring artists we lost in April 2025. Listen at KBOO (after Self Help Radio) Listen at Self Help Radio.

At Self Help Radio - username SHR password selfhelp.

Stuart is a sweet old fellow with issues related to years of neglect. We will make sure the last years of his life are happy ones. I am quite in love with him. He is handsome & affectionate. More later I am sure.

Tuesday, November 04, 2025

Self Help Radio 110425: Next Time

An elementary school "reflection think sheet" for a young lady who threw something at another student. It asks "What can you do differently next time?" & the answer is the Self Help Radio logo.

This is the first time I've done a show with the theme "next time." Next time I'll probably expand the theme so I won't have to play the same songs. But there may not be a next time! This may be the last time I'll explore the theme "next time." & I think I've already done a show with the theme "last time"! Enjoy this next time as like the show with the theme "last time" it won't be back a second time.

How can you enjoy it? You can listen to it on the KBOO web page (& presumably the app). You can download it & listen at the Self Help Radio web page. You may need the username SHR & password selfhelp. But it'll be where you left if if you want to listen to it again next time. Most everything that happens on the show is listed below.

See you next time!

Self Help Radio Next Time Show
"Next Time" Richard Berry _R&B Confidential No. 1: The Flair Label_
"Next Time" Johnnie Taylor _Complete Stax-Volt Singles 1959-1968_
"Next Time" Ann Margret _Ann Margret 1961-1966_

introduction & definitions

"Next Time" Builders _Pyx (1985-1988)_
"Next Time" Little Wings _Light Green Leaves_
"The Next Time" Momus _JoeMus_
"Next Time" Dirt Bike Annie _Show Us Your Demons_
"Next Time" Mudhoney _The Lucky Ones_

interview with developers of Nexttime, Dr. Gail Michaels & Ray Powell

"Next Time" Curtis Harding _Soul Power_
"Next Time" A Projection _Framework_
"Next Time" Bacchae _Next Time_
"Next Time" Warren Dunes _Aquamarine_
"Next Time" Laura Marling _Semper Femina_

interview with Better Luck Next Time! host Carson Pierce

"Better Luck Next Time" Jo Stafford _Yes Indeed!_
"Better Luck Next Time" Quasi _The Sword Of God_
"Better Luck Next Time" King Khan & The Shrines _Idle No More_
"Next Time Round" Elvis Costello & The Attractions _Blood & Chocolate_
"Next Time Around" Abacus Rings _Spout_

interview with life coach Richard Jester

"Until The Next Time" Dramarama _Vinyl_
"Next Time You Fall" Love As Laughter _The Greks Bring Gifts_
"Next Time It's Gonna Be Different" The Haywains _Desperately Seeking Something_
"Next Year, Next Time" The Staves _Good Woman_
"No More Next Time" Melys _Second Wind_

conclusion & goodbye

"Next Time (Maybe)" Tapeworms _Funtastic_
"What About Next Time?" Milburn _Well Well Well_
"The Next Time We Wed" The Fratellis _In Your Own Sweet Time_ 
"Where You Gonna Land (Next Time You Fall Off Of Your Mountain)?" Nova Mob _The Last Days Of Pompeii_
"No Next Time" The Walking Floors _Messthetics Greatest Hits_

Monday, November 03, 2025

Whither Next Time?

A piece of paperboard on a telephone pole that has the words "next time" written on it in a kind of a starry background.
(original image found here)

This is one of those shows not about a thing but about a phrase. That phrase is "next time." Repeated in songs. In songs that I like. So really not much more to say about it than that.

Except! There won't be a next time for this show so listen this time!

Midnight to 2am on KBOO - 90.7fm in town, kboo dot fm everywhere.

Because I miss you last time.

Sunday, November 02, 2025

Preface To Next Time: Stuart

A handsome old beagle named Stuart.

(This has nothing to do with this week's Self Help Radio.)

We are fostering-to-adopt the handsome hound pictured above. He is a nine-year-old beagle - who we've been told is purebred but who because of his girth has a basset-hound-ishness about him - whose previous owner could no longer take care of him. As I mentioned, he's a little large - we estimate sixty pounds. Our other two beagles together don't weight that much. He's quite friendly, & has a great disposition, but is somewhat out of shape - he pants on long walks - & he's not used to being loved on. & doubtless he is hungry all the time.

It has been a somewhat tough three days, us getting to know him & vice versa. His previous owner had health issues that may have led to some neglect. He was passed on to a non-family-member because no one else wanted him. That sweet person met us in Olympia on Thursday - it was halfway between his home & Portland - & cried when he gave him to us. We did not know Stuart would be so large, & we thought he was a tad younger. But - as you can see - he's a beautiful dog & like I said he's very easy to be around. Except when he's about to be fed. Then he yells at you with a hoarse, throaty bark.

The foster-to-adopt program gives us a chance to get to know him to see if he'll fit in with our household. He's got a beagley indifference to things that are not good smells or food that has made him get along with the other beagles (though our youngest wishes he would play with him - the truth is Stuart may never have ever played with another dog). He has shown very little interest in the cats, though they are very suspicious of him - since he has shown interest in their food. I can only speak for myself when I say I would like him to stay. But my wife wants to know his general health - he has a vet visit on Tuesday - before she commits. Already though I see her heart softening toward him. But I can't predict the future.

Stuart by the way is the name we have given him & he already answers to it. With a beagle you can teach most anything if there's a treat involved.

Saturday, November 01, 2025

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: Look For Circles Day

Some circlular things on a circular platform with circles inside it, like orbits.

Where can one look for circles tomorrow, November 2, on Look For Circles Day? Might I suggest The Dickenbock Report on XRAY FM? We'll be reporting on Look For Circles Day & maybe explaining how one can look for circles by listening to the radio.

That's Sunday noon to 1pm on 91.1 & 107.1fm here in Portland, & online everywhere at xray dot fm. See you in the circle!

Friday, October 31, 2025

This Week In Self Help: October 26 + 28

A lego wizard close-up - it may be Gandalf.
(image from here)

Happy Halloween! I made a Halloween show this week - well, two, really, but the Dickenbock Report episode was sort of recycled from a 2019 Self Help Rado episode (don't tell anyone) although it had a new fake news report in it. Anyway since the main thing today is Halloween here first is this week's Self Help Radio! A show about wizards.

10/28 Self Help Radio Wizard Halloween: listen at KBOO | listen at Self Help Radio

The show I do after Self Help Radio - Corporate Standardized Programming - featured more wizard songs but was all instrumental.

10/28 Corporate Standardized Programming Wizard Halloween: listen at KBOO (after Self Help Radio) | listen at Self Help Radio

& to the recycled show - The Dickenbock Report reported on Frankenstein.

10/26 Dickenbock Report Frankenstein Halloween: listen at XRAY | listen at Self Help Radio

In you are so inclined I've archived most of my Halloween shows at the Self Help Radio Halloween page.

& remember - username SHR, password selfhelp. Just in case.

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Self Help Radio 102825: Wizards! (Halloween 2025)

A wizard's hat abandoned by the side of the road - where someone has stamped the Self Help Radio logo.

A public service announcement: Wizards! Don't leave you hats lying around! They are important for some spells! Many wizards keep creatures & other things in their hat! This hat could have been found by children - or witches!

Here is the 2025 Self Help Radio Halloween show - just in time for the holiday - all about wizards. In addition to lots of tunes about wizards, I speak to three wizards - & one witch. Plus! There are some spells discussed. & listening to show puts a hex on you. Not a bad hex - just one that makes you want to support community radio instead of buying Harry Potter merchandise.

You can experience the magic (so to speak) at either the KBOO web site or at the Self Help Radio web site. At the latter you may need the username SHR & password selfhelp to listen. Nearly everything that happens on the show is listed below.

Presto! A wizard's show!

Self Help Radio Halloween 2025 Wizards Show
"The Wizard" Jimmie Rodgers _The Best Of Jimmie Rodgers_
"Sorcerer's Apprentice" The Del-Vikings _Come Go With Me: The Best Of The Del-Vikings - The Dot/ABC Recordings_
"My Friend The Wizzard" The Others _Mindrocker_

introduction & definitions

"Sorcerella" Jefferson Lee _Poppies: Assorted Finery From The First Psychedelic Age_
"The Wizard" Cats Eyes _The Electric Asylum Volume 2 - British Psychedelic Freakrock Rarities_
"Wizard Of Gobsolod" Velvett Fogg _Velvett Fogg_
"Witches & Wizzards" Louise Huebner _Louise Huebner's Seduction Through Witchcraft_
"Wizard Shep" The Sun Also Rises _Dust On The Nettles (A Journey Through The British Underground Folk Scene 1967-1972)_

interview with wizard Barton Terellian

"Abracadabra" Bruce Haack _Listen Compute Rock Home (The Best Of Dimension 5)_
"Abracadabra Alakazam" Daddy Dewdrop _Daddy Dewdrop_
"The Wizard" Rowan Brothers _Rowan Brothers_
"Good Wizard Meets Naughty Wizard" Twink _Think Pink_
"Mr. Wizard" Stone The Crows _Teenage Licks_

interview with Cassandra The Witch & her wizard apprentice Junior

"We're Off To See The Wizard (The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz)" Meco _The Wizard Of Oz_
"The Wizard & The Lizard" Gorky's Zygotic Mynci _Barafundle_
"The Wizard" Bat For Lashes _Fur & Gold_
"It's Only Sorcery" Outrageous Cherry _The Book Of Spectral Projections_
"Sorcerer" The Mekons _The Curse Of The Mekons_

interview with wizard Limin The Eldritch

"Pinball Wizard" Binghamton Crosbys _Songs In The Key Of Nishole_
"Synth Wizard" Go-Kart Mozart _On The Hot Dog Streets_
"Dark Sorcerer" Frankie & The Witch Fingers _Zam_
"Sadie Sorceress" King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard _Omnium Gatherum_
"Clemency For The Wizard King" The Mountain Goats _In League With Dragons_

conclusion & goodbye

"The Wizard" T. Rex _T. Rex_

Monday, October 27, 2025

Whither Wizards? (Halloween 2025!)

A cartoon by Tom Gauld has a scientist & a wizard passing each other presumably on their way to work both saying "Morning" to each other, with the caption underneath reading, "The scientist & the wizard are neighbors. They get along well, but avoid talking about work as it only results in an argument."
(comic by Tom Gauld)

Halloween is a holiday I celebrate every year on the show. But I don't like to play the same Halloween songs every year so instead I select a single theme - an aspect of Halloween, or a monster, something like that, & let that be the focus od my Halloween show. & I have not repeated Halloween themes in my many years on Self Help Radio which means I must find a new theme each year. That means I can never again on Self Help Radio have Halloween shows about ghosts & vampires, about zombies & werewolves, about witches & mummies & monsters in general & Frankenstein in particular.  Scary places weren't neglected, either - there have been shows about haunted housesgraveyards, ghost towns, even hell.  Are you afraid or black cats or spiders or clowns or scarecrows or all kinds of horrible things attacking - becayse there have been Halloween shows about those terrible creatures too! Some terrifying concepts, too, have come under the show's scrutiny: voodoonightmares & death have been nervously explored.

(If you're like me & counted the themes & said "Hey those are only 20 themes! Hasn't the show been on from like 23 years?" The answer is I didn't do a Halloween show one year, & the first show was a general Halloween show, & this will be the Halloween episode of the show's 23rd year.)

All of these shows can be listened to by clicking the link above or simply visiting the Self Help Radio Halloween show page. It looks like I do need to add shows for the last two years though eep!

Do I despair of running out of Halloween themes? Oh indeed. But this year I fear the show might not be too scary - but I think it will capture some of the magic of Halloween. It's a show about wizards. In addition to songs about wizards, I'll be speaking to some wizards too - all night long!

That's at the Witching Hour - midnight to 2am tonight - on 90.7fm in Portland & online at kboo dot fm. I don't mind if you don't listen but some of the wizards I'll talk to might so - maybe listen or get turned into a frog?

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Preface To Wizards (Halloween 2025): Portland Halloween

A Halloween display in front of someone's house, with one of the dummies bending over revealing its behind - which is a pumpkin.

Portland loves Halloween. I'm tempted to say the city loves Halloween more than any other holiday but I don't really celebrate many other holidays - there are lots of Christmas decorations during Christmas but that doesn't charm me as much as displays of things that frighten you.

Although really I don't celebrate Halloween much either. I don't dress up & I don't decorate the house. As a result, very few children make it by the house - & they don't tend to like the vegan treats we serve. But I've always made Halloween shows - every Halloween since the beginning of the show. & while I feel like I am likely to run out of Halloween themes fairly soon, I've scraped by each year - this year with a theme that's not exactly scary but is a common Halloween costume - wizards.

Above is a picture of a yard in my neighborhood which shows some of the cleverness on display by the people who are really, really into Halloween. This particular yard makes my wife laugh every time we pass - it's on our dog walk route you see.

There is I suppose no real explanation for why the theme is what it is this week but I'll take a crack at it tomorrow anyway.