Who - do you know? - elects the President of Snow? His (or her) domain seems vast when you're there, but there are places (lots of places) that the President of Snow does not go.
I knew a fellow who claim he talked on the phone with the President of Snow. He was often alone. He said that the President had no phone but he (or she - I never asked about the gender) used a pay phone near one of the Poles - North or South.
My friend tells me the name of the President of Snow is Joe. Or maybe it's Jo - short for Johanna or Joan. How should I know? Sometimes Presidents have plain old names like Joe. Or Jo.
I'm guessing there's not a lot of dough in being the President of Snow. My friend tells me that Joe (or Jo) made much more money when he (or she) was the Emperor of Snow. "But now," my friend says, "there's campaign money to be owed!"
Whoa! A campaign for the President of Snow! What a show that would be! That's why I enjoy elections - they often upset the status quo.
But I still don't know who elects the President of Snow. Long ago there was an Emperor of Snow, or so I'm told - but he (or she) had to forego the throne when times changed. But he (or she) has been President of Snow for several terms in a row!
Hello, hello, President of Snow! Can one day I vote for you? Let me know.
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