Thanks all who voted for me to be the new pope. I had a lot of plans, but despite the fact that I am a married man, & also not Catholic, I really thought I had a lock on the "old white guy" thing. Turns out there are a lot more older dudes involved in the Catholic Church than even I imagined.
Also, you can't become pope in an online poll. Who knew? I read this article & thought that online polls really worked!
This is a joke someone's already probably thought of, but the makers of Pope this time have hit upon a winning commercial strategy: people who don't enjoy New Pope can still enjoy Classic Pope, as he's not going anywhere.
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