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Evenings are good time for radio. Or are they? Aren't they better times for spending with family & friends (& by friends of course I mean "animal friends")? In fact, evenings are terrible times to listen to the radio! Who wants to listen to a dumb radio show while eating, for example? No one!
What's more, one might be expected to don evening wear if one is going to listen to radio in the evening. Absurd! Ridiculous! Who dresses up for the radio? Not the deejays (in general) (I mean, I have seen some well-dressed deejays) (most of the time they're lucky I remembered pants)! So why should you have on evening wear if the evening deejay(s) on the evening show doesn't bother? It's an outrage & I am furiously penning a letter to my senator in my head.
Please note: I am penning the letter in my head. I do not have a senator in my head. But if I did, it would probably be Kirsten Gillibrand. I mean, I would want it to be that senator. It would probably end up being Mitch McConnell.
Where was I? Who knows. Here's Self Help Radio's show about evenings. It's made with knowledge born of experience, as Self Help Radio has aired in the evenings now since gosh the fall of 2016. So we know what we're talking about here. For once.
Listen at the Self Help Radio website. Remember the password/username info. See what the two parts of the show contain below.
"Wednesday Evening" John Lee Hooker _The Classic Early Years 1948-1951_
"Wet Wednesday Evening" The Hardy Boys _The Hardy Boys Play Songs From The Lenin & McCarthy Songbook_
"Good Evening" The Tickle _Real Life Permanent Dreams (A Cornucopia Of British Psychedelia 1965-1970)_
"In The Evening" Robert Petway _Big Joe Williams & The Stars Of Mississippi Blues_
"Some Enchanted Evening" Ezio Pinza _American Musical Theatre: Shows, Songs, & Stars, Vol. 3_
"The Evening News" George Carlin _More Napalm & Silly Putty_
"A Quiet Evening" The Silly Pillows _Woosh! Little Teddy Recordings 1991-2001_
"Evening Standards" The Jags _Evening Standards_
interview with fortune teller Freed Jonesin
"Return The Gift" Gang Of Four _Entertainment!_
"Evenings Fall" Louis Philippe _Delta Kiss_
"It's Getting Late In The Evening" Bobby Powell _Soulin' Vol. 4_
"Rapt: In The Evening Air" The Art Of Noise _The Seduction Of Claude Debussy_
"Music For Evenings" Young Marble Giants _Colossal Youth_
"Raymond Chandler Evening" Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians _Element Of Light_
"Evening Sun Goes Down" Reverend Gary Davis _Pure Religion & Bad Company_
"Evening Time" Allen Clapp & His Orchestra _One Hundred Percent Chance Of Rain_
"Evenings Of Damask" Tyrannosaurus Rex _Unicorn_
interview with the Rev. Dr. Howard Gently
"In The Evening" The Memories _Royal United Song Service_
"That Evening Train" T-Bone Walker _Stormy Monday Blues_
"Another Evening, Another Town" The Pooches _The Pooches_
"This Brilliant Evening" In Embrace _This Brilliant Evening_
interview with talk show host David Fruchter
"Evening Gown" The Left Banke _There's Gonna Be A Storm: The Complete Recordings 1966-1969_
"Evening Dress At 3pm" Fosca _The Painted Side Of The Rocket_
"An Evening Out" Brincando De Deus _Moshi Moshi: Pop International Style_
"Red Bar Evenings" Spring _The Last Goodbye_
"The End Of The Evening" The Airfields _Up All Night_
"Evening Of Light" Nico _The Marble Index