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Gosh, I dunno. Why a show about keys? I remember a time when I was involved as a director of a radio station & also had the keys to several rooms at my work & so I had lots & lots of keys. In fact, I had so many keys I ended up ripping a hole in the right front pocket of one of my pairs of pants. But to be fair, I also had a large key ring, in the shape of a pig, that someone gave me.
Now I have only four keys: three that go to doors in my house, & one I don't know what it's for. That's weird. I no longer have a key for my car. I have a fob. If I carry it with me, I can push a button & my car will start. If I don't, it won't. Will we one day have devices that will do the same with doors? & will my wife forgot those, too?
When I used to have lots of keys - before they ripped a hole in my pocket - I used to sometimes feel a weird sense of pride at having so many keys. I thought it meant I had reached some level of responsibility or something. It might have been because I admired the key ring of Schneider, Anne Romano's super on One Day At A Time:
Though I didn't want to be creepy like him, & always barge into apartments where there were single women raining two teenage girls. That's pretty reprehensible.
The thing is, now that I'm down to four keys (or three, really, until I find out what the fourth one does), I don't care. I have now in fact a radio show filled with keys!
Which is on tonight from 9-11pm eastern, 8-10pm central, on 93.9 fm WLXU or the same place online. It should be fun, & who knows? It may be the key that unlocks your heart. Whatever that means.
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