Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Only Europeans Take Vacations

Americans take "time off."

So it shall be with Self Help Radio. As the only person dumb enough to host it, me, goes to Dallas, Texas, home of the world's biggest hair, to see a nephew get recepted (since he's already married, he's holding a late reception) (I suppose the place one holds a reception is a receptacle) (also, one should really get a receipt if you pay for a reception) there will not be anyone to host the show for the coming week. It's best to let it skip a week than force a reluctant "guest host" to man or woman the helm of what is a clunky drive of a show.

Plus! When Self Help Radio returns, it'll be at a new time, which is Tuesdays at 9pm. The shows should be placed on the web, as long as the show is on Tuesdays, on Wednesdays therefore. Blog entries will be modified accordingly. Accordions will be entered modifyingly. I would like a refill now, barkeep.

See you in a little over a week! xox

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The End Of The Argument

That's it! No more arguing. I'm putting a stop to it now.

I have heard all the arguments up to & including the last one, which is a pretty long argument, & which is preserved in audio form at the Self Help Radio website. It's going to take a while to get through it, actually. It's a little confusing.

If you must argue, you must then listen to the show. If you're tired of arguing, you can understand why by listening to show.

No! You can't argue with me. Listen to the show.

It's arguably fun to listen to.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Self Help Radio: Argument Clinic

Tonight - I'm not going to argue about this - Self Help Radio is on for the last time in May 2010 at midnight in Huntington on 88.1 fm WMUL. (Also, while supplies last, you can see a picture of me on that page. I won an award.) I'll avoid another disagreement with you by putting the show up without any further discussion tomorrow on Let's just keep the peace, all right.

Can I embed a video here? No? I don't know how. So go over here to YouTube to watch Monty Python's classic argument sketch. I still laugh when I see this. It's quite brilliant.

Stupid git.

Not you, I was just quoting the... Oh here we go again!