Saturday, April 19, 2025

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: Look Alike Day


That image above is from an image search for "lookalikes" which was subtitled "British celebrities & their animal lookalikes." The link is here. Sadly, the article doesn't appear to be at the link. But it's an amusing picture & it allows me to report that tomorrow, April 20, is Look Alike Day. Which is what we'll be reporting on on The Dickenbock Report on XRAY.

As a personal aside, when I lived in Austin, for several years people would approach me & tell me they enjoyed my band - often saying they saw me "last night" or otherwise recently. I was never in a band but I apparently had a lookalike out there. It happened so frequently I began to ask what instrument I played. It was a tie between the bass & the drums. I never met this lookalike but wish I had - I might have interviewed him for Look Alike day!

Tune in for talk about - & musical reports about - twins, doppelgängers, & lookalikes tomorrow, April 20, on The Dickenbock Report - 12-1pm 91.1+107.1fm in Portland, xray dot fm everywhere.

Friday, April 18, 2025

This Week In Self Help (April 13 15 + 17)

(Another old picture I found years ago that I can't remember from where.)

Jeepers a busy week. I've been wondering why I've felt so tired.

On Sunday April 13:
Oh yeah there was an episode of The Dickenbock Report on XRAY. It was Make Lunch Count Day so of course the show was about counting. I mean lunch.
Click here to listen to the show on the XRAY web site.
Click here to listen to the show on the Self Help Radio web site.

Later that day I subbed a show on KBOO. Just played a buncha music.
KBOO doesn't archive unscheduled shows but.
Click here to see the show's Spinitron page.
Click here to listen to the show on the Self Help Radio web site.

On Tuesday April 15:
Self Help Radio has a show with the theme "bomb."

Corporate Standardized Programming played lots of new releases.
You can listen to it in the last hour of Self Help Radio at the KBOO link above.

On Thursday April 17:
During XRAY's Spring Fund Drive I subbed an episode of Welcome To Your Good Day.

Maybe now I can get some sleep? Oh yeah! If you have a problem downloading from the Self Help Radio website, you might need a username & password. Those will be SHR & selfhelp.

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Self Help Radio 041525: Bomb


This morning a caller asked about the book my first guest talked about. It always seems painfully obvious to me the calls are made up - after all, it's the same voices week after week - but occasionally I need to tell people it was just improv & we were trying to be funny. But the caller was not happy - he actually got a little angry - & said, "Well I didn't think it was funny."

Boom! A sad bomb dropped on the show with the theme "bomb."

Just a caveat - I was very sleepy & made a few mistakes. I am just glad it didn't blow up on me.

Listen now - at the KBOO web page - or at the Self Help Radio web page. Use the username SHR & password selfhelp if you need to. Everything that happened on the show is listed below.

I thought that ticking sound would go away after the show but now it's getting louder...

Self Help Radio Bomb show
"Bomb" Tom Verlaine _Flash Light_
"Car Bomb" Negativland _Escape From Noise_
"Bomb The Twist" The 5.6.7.8's _Bomb The Twist_

introduction & definitions

"Stop The Bombs" The Smittens _A Little Revolution_
"Cluster Bomb Boy" Candypants _Candypants_
"Suicide Bombers" George Carlin _When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?_
"Bombs Away" The Police _Zenyatta Mondatta
"Bombers Bay" Echo & The Bunnymen _Echo & The Bunnymen_

interview with author Taylor Laughton

"Cherry Bomb" The Runaways _The Definitive Story Of CBGB (The Home Of U.S. Punk)_
"I Was A Human Bomb For The FBI" Zombina & The Skeletones _Monsters On 45_
"Bomb Water" Hannibal Buress _Animal Furnace_
"Spanish Bombs" The Clash _London Calling_
"5 Minutes (C-C-C Club Mix)" Bonzo Goes To Washington _5 Minutes_

interview with Chuck (not his real name)

"Bomb The Bourgeosie" Free Loan Investments _Youth Will Understand_
"Ticking Time Bomb" All Girl Summer Fun Band _2_
"Defusing A Bomb" Bob Newhart _Something Like This: The Bob Newhart Anthology_
"Bomb" The Steamkings _Boom!_
"You Always Want To Bomb The Middle East" Cheekface _Too Much To Ask_

idioms

"Love's Like A Bomb" Elk City _Status_
"Pretty Time Bomb" Sam Phillips _Push Any Button_
"Little Time Bomb" Billy Bragg _Workers Playtime_
"Bombers" David Bowie _Hunky Dory_
"Bombers" Tubeway Army _The Plan_

conclusion & goodbye

"Waiting For The Bomb" Terry Malts _Lost At The Party_
"Bone Bomb (vocals, Aylie Cooke)" Brian Eno _Another Day On Earth_
"Daisy Bomb" Robyn Hitchcock _A Star For Bram_
"Ciao Ciao Bomb" Twig _Ciao Ciao Bomb 7"_

Monday, April 14, 2025

Whither Bomb?

(image by Ai Weiwei found here)

It looks like lots of bombs up there but for some reason I wrote down "bomb" as the theme & so that's the theme.

This is another one of those themes that came from haunting news. Reading about bombings recently in Gaza & Ukraine made me unhappy & then made me look for songs about bombs. There are so many that I had to exclude songs about atomic, hydrogen, neutron, & nuclear bombs. That could be a whole other show. It was still hard to sift through the rest. & tho I won't really talk about current events on the show, I hope it's known how horrible & cowardly I find bombing. I don't believe in a hell but I would approve of an arrangement where those somehow involved in bombing had to spend some time before their final rest being bombed into oblivion over & over.

Oh yeah my radio show. The show is tonight midnight to 2am on 90.7fm in Portland & online at kboo dot fm. I promise, it won't be as heavy as I've been right now.

Sunday, April 13, 2025

Preface To Bomb: I Dunno

(found on the web in 2015 - not sure where)

Life is a bomb. Death is a bomb. Sleep is a bomb. Work is a bomb. Play is a bomb.

Merriam-Webster says a bomb is "an explosive device fused to detonate under specified conditions."

Holy shit everything is a bomb.

(Apologies it's been a long day.)