Well, Magda's birthday came & went, & another weekend was spent in the slammer, & I have two new tattoos given to me by strangers while I was out cold. One of them is a picture of Magda appearing to bite the area of my body where the tattoo is, & the other is a picture of a pretty young man which those in the gay club scene refer to as a "twink." The funny thing is, I didn't have any alcohol at Magda's party, but she is fond of drugging me & putting me in places (usually naked) where hilarity may ensue. That's why I love her!
Alas, no one wrote any birthday haikus, so I had to solicit entries from my children, who wrote haikus for their mother below. I must point out that the second-place winner did NOT follow the rules correctly, so the judges, who also happened to be the writers, were not given any treats during the weekend.
FIRST PLACE: Bolan
If it’s your birthday
& you have any cake left
You will give it me.
THIRD PLACE: Buster
I hate birthday cake
Unless it’s made from carrots
Ice cream on it too.
SECOND PLACE; Ringo
Cake, ice cream, whatever
Just leave food unattended
So I get to pick
FIRST PLACE: George
Shut up, everyone!
It’s mommy’s birthday today!
Show her you love her!
This week's show will be my favorite electronic music of the year, & if you would like to write a haiku about it, you just have to go here.
Birthdays are hazardous to my health, I think.
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