Whither Hats?

(It's a Kentucky thing.  I think.)

There are a lots of different kinds of hats.  Just look!  I guess it's not hard to believe that human beings have created so many different kinds of hats.  It follows that there must be a lot of songs about hats.

Maybe you'd like to see a list of hat-related world records?  Like, how many hats have been worn at once (61)?  Or the largest group of people wearing jellyfish hats at once (210)?  (Jellyfish hat?)  How about the most hats worn at once in a Prius (25)?  (Some records seem to be reaching a bit.)

While you're at it, why not look at the clickbait list of the world's worst hats?  Does it include the Douchebag Golf Hat?  Oh it most certainly does!

So many hats, so little time.  Time?  Why, it's on from 4-6pm today on 88.1 fm in Lexington, online simultaneously at wrfl dot fm.  The nice thing is that it'll keep your head warm if you listen to the show while wearing a hat.  You might need it.  It's cold out there!

Hats off to Self Help Radio!  No, wait.  Hats on to Self Help Radio!