Saturday, September 26, 2026

Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: National Scarf Day

A long green & white scarf draped around a fence post.

September 27 is National Scarf Day & not a moment too soon! It's getting cold in Portland & you're not allowed to wear scarves around here under after National Scarf Day. & just speaking for the Dickenbock Report staff, there was been some very cold necks these past few weeks - especially those of us who ride our bikes to work! Brrrr!

Listen to musical reports & more about scarves tomorrow, Sunday, September 27, from 11am to 1pm on XRAY FM - 91.1+107.1fm in Portland, xray dot fm everywhere. & then go wild with the scarves!

Friday, September 25, 2026

This Week In Self Help: September 18 20 + 22

A collage of album/single covers of artists I played on the Songcircle last week.

Above is the collage of releases I played on the Songcircle last week. I didn't get it made in time for the show. I seem to be constantly falling behind these days.

But the past week?

9/18 The Songcircle on KBOO. Lots of new releases. Listen here.

9/20 The Dickenbock Report on XRAY. National Punch Day. Listen here.

9/22 Self Help Radio on KBOO. The theme was "masterpiece." Listen here. Or listen here.

9/22 Corporate Standardized Programming on KBOO. Lots more new releases. Listen here (after Self Help Radio). Or listen here.

Hope I can catch up someday. Know I won't. But hope I can.

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Self Help Radio 092226: Masterpiece

The Self Help Radio logo, placed in an ornate frame, is stylized as an oil painting.
(clip art frame found here)

When is a radio show with the theme "masterpiece" almost certain not to be a masterpiece? Why, when that show is Self Help Radio of course!

To be fair, a song about a masterpiece is not necessarily a masterpiece. Although I suppose someone did try that once with a television show featuring plays, so....

You can listen to the show at the KBOO website & at the Self Help Radio website. Nearly everything that happened at the show is listed below.

I think I am done realizing I will never make a masterpiece now. Stupid show themes!

Self Help Radio Masterpiece Show
"Masterpiece" The Temptations _Masterpiece_

introduction & definitions

"Meister's Musical Masterpiece" Len Spencer _Greatest Hits_
"The Devil Made A Masterpiece" Johnny Horton _The Fantastic Johnny Horton_
"The Masterpiece" Johnny Cash _From Sea To Shining Sea_
"When I Paint My Masterpiece (Demo)" Bob Dylan _Another Self Portrait (1969-1971)_
"Masterpiece" Big Thief _Masterpiece_

interview with blogger Walter Cunningham

"Everbody's A Masterpiece" Rasputin Stash _Hidden Stash_
"Masterpiece" Leda Grace _Amazing_
"Portrait Of A Master Piece" The D.O.C. _No One Can Do It Better_
"The Masterpiece (Trailer)" David F. Friedman _The Best Of David F. Friedman_
"A Masterpiece" Stephen Tin Tin Duffy _The Ups & Downs_

interview with director Margo Powers & actor Jeff Heck

"Masterpiece" Jon Langford _Four Lost Souls_
"I Am A Masterpiece" James Vincent McMorrow _The Less I Knew_
"Masterpiece" Ben Harper _Wide Open Light_
"Masterpiece" Old 97's _American Primitive_
"Masterpiece" Janiva Magness _Back For Me_

interview with my art teacher Mr. Krueger

"Little Masterpiece" Mitch Friedman _Game Show Teeth_
"Pop Magic Fantastical Masterpiece" Canadian Invasion _Three Cheers For The Invisible_
"Genetic Masterpiece" Roland Blinn _Chocolates In The Box_
"Speedline Miracle Masterpiece" Tunde Adebimpe _Welcome To Los Santos_
"No Masterpiece Policy" Adam Green _Aladdin_
"They Provide The Paint For The Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint On The Insides Of Your Eyelids" Streetlight Manifesto _99 Songs Of Revolution: Volume One_

conclusion & goodbye

"Olav Heggland's Masterpiece (with Hallvard T. Bjorgum)" David Lindley & Henry Kaiser _The Sweet Sunny North_
"No True Masterpiece Will Ever Be Complete" Kaki King _Glow_
"Masterpiece" Flap _World Of Visions_

Monday, September 21, 2026

Whither Masterpiece?

A cartoon painter stands under an abstract painting.
(image found here)

At the risk of being boring (I know, too late!), I remind you that most of the ideas for themes for Self Help Radio come because I am always listening to music. Different kinds of music. Sometimes I want to relisten to something I haven't heard for a while. Sometimes something I read or see online sends me down a rabbit hole. This show starts with this album:

The album cover of the Temptations record Masterpiece.
(image found at Discogs)

The album Masterpiece by The Temptations. I don't think I had listened to it all the way through before. & I thought as I listened to the almost fourteen-minute-long (!) title track, "Might there be lots of songs called or using the word 'masterpiece'?"

The answer to that is tonight's show. & yeah, I'll play that Temptations song in its entirety.

One this is sure tho - the show won't be a masterpiece. It'll just be another episode of Self Help Radio. Happening at midnight tonight on 90.7fm in town, kboo dot fm everywhere.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Preface To Masterpiece: A Peanuts Cartoon

In this Sunday Peanuts comic strip, Charlie Brown in the first panel is rolling a snowball about half his size - this is next to the strip's title, Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz. In the second panel, Charlie Brown is leaning against the snowball, his hand on his forehead, saying "Whew." In the third panel, he rolls another large snowball. In the fourth panel, he stands with hands clasped looking at his completed snowman, exclaiming, "What a masterpiece!" In the fifth panel, Charlie Brown staring directly at the snowman says, "I wish there were someone here to see it." In the sixth panel, he's turned away from his snowman & says, "I think I'll go get Linus & show it to him." The seventh panel has Charlie Brown walking toward his friend's house saying, "A little kid like Linus has probably never seen a snowman." The eighth panel has Charlie Brown shocked - expressing his surprise with an exclamation point & a question mark - as he sees Linus making a far more complicated snowman - a Davy Crockett type complete with rifle. The final panel has Charlie Brown walking back to his home saying "This is going to be a long winter..."

When I thought about the theme "masterpiece," I had a vague recollection of this Peanuts strip from December 11, 1955. It took some time to find it! It was scanned by me from the Fantagraphics collection. I think you can find the colored version here. Please enjoy.