Man, what the hell happened last week? I know it was a holday week, but I was totally lame with the whole posting on the blog thing. My bad. My really bad. I don't know what was going on.
But in addition to subbing the Lounge Show & Virtual Noise, I managed to do Self Help Radio with the usual flair & grace. & kind listeners wrote weird haikus for the show, which I will share with you now. These are the winners, from fourth place to first:
FOURTH PLACE: Buddy
Vegetarian
At the Thanksgiving dinner
Waiting for the pie.
THIRD PLACE: Louise
Mommy I’m sorry
The store took my fake ID
I can’t buy your beer
SECOND PLACE; Nancy
I was wrong to lock
My brother in the closet
From third to fifth grade
FIRST PLACE: Jesus
There’s no family
That doesn’t screw with your head
Your entire life
This week's show will be a birthday show because it happens to fall on the birthday of my beloved, whose name (really!) is Magda. So if you want to write a haiku for Magda, or a haiku for birthdays, then most assuredly you can do so by clicking here. She'll appreciate it.
Also, Friday's show - most of it - is now available on the Self Help Radio show archive page. Listen to it away from your family.
I do say "most of it" because the first few minutes didn't get recorded due to a screw up with the station's recording device. It's my fauly, really, so I should just say "user error." My apologies to completists & to the folks who made the music that you won't get to hear if you missed it live. Sigh.
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