According to the list of things which is collected for things in the thing-like interface which controls this blogging device thing, I am rapidly approaching my four-hundredth blog entry.  (Well, rapidly.  I mean, it's less than ten entries off, so it'll happen in like two weeks or something.)  (It's certainly as rapid as any blogging I do I suppose.) (Thing.)  I ask you, loyal readers of other blogs than this, what should be the celebration that we celebrate for the four-hundredth Self Help Radio blog?  Here are some choices sent in by Mrs. Mull's second-grand class, Doonesburg, Ohio:
1) Photos of Gary being kicked in the head!  (submitted several times)
2) Free trip to Planet Zed!
3) Tell us a story, tell us a story!
4) More money for lunch please.  I am hungry.
5) A special song written for all the famous things that are four hundred!
6) Two cats for every orphan!
7) A rhyming dictionary for the lucky winner!
8) Three or more tours of duty in Iraq starting this summer!
9) A haircut & a shave!
10) Tacky joke gift vetted by your drunk uncle!
What else?  What could it be?  What shall we do?  Wherever shall we go?  Could there should there be a contest?  Should there would there be a prize?  Ought there be a law?  Might there be a drawing (of names), or a drawing (of famous people in funny caricature)?  I can't decide.  You have to decide!  Four hundred is a big number.  Help me figure out what should happen when blog post number four hundred happens!
Thing.
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