Self Help Radio, you know, is weak in the knees. Oh, sure, it appears to have strong calves, but underneath there are weak ankles. It's also, to be fair, quite old. Almost nine. Nine! That's pretty old in radio show years.
Also, Self Help Radio never exercises. It's embarrassing to admit, but it's true. It never has the time! It's always doing something, so for it to even go out for a little fresh air is just, well, how could it even pencil such a thing in? Also, it sleeps a lot. At every opportunity. It's napping now! It was too tired to go to bed for the night, so it thought it should have a little nap first.
All right, it's a lazy fucking radio show.
So it's going to sit down this week. If you don't mind. Just have a seat, & sit. For ninety minutes.
Is there a comfy chair nearby? One that maybe reclines? A little bit? Yeah?
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