What? I hear you not really say. A day off from the Self Help Radio blog? Don't you only blog five days a week? Why do you need another day off? What are you, German?
Technically, though, it's not really a day off, as I am here to write about an imaginary conversation between a "reader" (certainly an imaginary person who check out this blog) & "me" (a person who does a radio show which is so inconsequential it sometimes feels imaginary). & yet, I want to apologize for the lack of content here, since I do like to write in the blog five days a week.
Wait! I have news! Republican candidate What's-His-Name Ken-Doll-Guy has chosen his running mate! It's someone some people thought it would be, but other people might be surprised about! How dramatic! It should make all the weekend news shows!
That was worth it, yes? Wait. Did you know there was an election going on? Really? Yeah, in the United States, we're voting for a president this year. Wait, should I have capitalized President? Anyway, yeah, it's the current guy - Obama - & this guy Mitt Romney. Yeah, Mitt. I guess it's short for Mitten? I don't really know. Well, he does kind of resemble a Ken Doll, but maybe a Ken Doll in his late fifties, early sixties. Yeah, ha ha, Barbie would have had lots of plastic surgery by then. Oh well. Ha ha. It's all so funny.
I have no idea what any of this means.
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