I will finish the letter I! I will begin the letter J! It's exciting in an OCD way!
Here's something funny: after I was gathering the last few bands whose names begin with the letter I, something came over me that could best be described as a panic attack. I suddenly couldn't remember which letter came after I, J or K. I thought to myself, "What if I spend all this time gathering bands whose names begin with the wrong letter? I'd be fucked!"
But I didn't consult a dictionary or ask Jeeves or anything like that. No, I calmly recited my ABCs out loud until I was certain that the letter J followed the letter I. Twice. Just to be on the safe side.
Did I say "here's something funny"? I meant to say, "Here's something I should be concerned about."
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