Whither Apples?

(This image from here.)

Why a radio show about apples?

Could it be because there have been so few episodes of Self Help Radio about fruit?  (Previously: limes, melons.)

Could it be because February is National Apple Month?  (It's not.  That's October.)

Could it be because apples are the most popular fruit in the United States? (They're not - according to this, bananas are more popular.)

Could it be because apples are the most popular fruit in the world?  (They're not - according to this, mangoes are way more popular.)

Could it because apples are just plain delicious?  (Even if you only eat them in a pie.)

It could be for all these reasons!  (Even though three of them are demonstrably not true.)

Apples are the subject of tonight's Self Help Radio airing in Lexington on 93.9 fm WLXU & streaming everywhere at lexingtoncommunityradio.org!  From 9-11 pm eastern, 8-10 pm central!

Listening to this radio show will give you the same amount of vitamins & minerals as a barrel of apples.  (That's definitely false.)