A long time ago, I knew someone named Cynthia. She didn't like to be called Cindy. She was very religious, & didn't like me reminding her that she had "Cyn" in her name.
Years after that, but many more years before now, I knew a woman named Cindy who was my landlord, or she & her husband were my landlord. I forget his name now. I sort of remember what he looks like, kind of doofy, in a Mike Birbiglia type of shape. He seemed harmless but he was sitting drunk on the porch one night (I lived in the apartment above their house) & he hit on my girlfriend. But Cindy, who was a scary redhead, was never anything but pleasant & businesslike with me.
My wife worked with a woman named Cindy who was deeply conservative, but I never met her. I just heard my wife complain about her a lot.
Nope, there is no one named Cindy in my world at the moment. I definitely don't know any famous people named Cindy. Holy crap that's a long list! Where the hell have I been? I need to make more friends.
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