Coming Up Tomorrow On The Dickenbock Report: National Bikini Day

(image from the Wikipedia)

While America celebrates a conflicted birthday, the Dickenbock Report staff worry that their pale, flabby, unsightly bodies - because sometimes it's hard to keep oneself toned while reporting the news - will be completely unprepared for the Report on July 5, which is National Bikini Day. July 5 is the anniversary of the "invention" of the bikini, so we will report on that particular bikini, & not the atoll pictured above, which got to experience a couple of nuclear explosions.

That's Sunday, June 5, from 11am to 1pm, on XRAY - 91.1+107.1fm in town, xray dot fm everywhere.