It might not be a surprise to know I own no necklaces. I was given a necklace in the 1990s which I wore until the string broke. I saved the pieces but never bothered to put it back together.
Wishing to take a picture of a necklace for this show page, I asked my wife if she had any necklaces she could model. She said, "The only necklace I have is the one you gave me." I said, "I gave you a necklace?"
Apparently in the early days of our courtship, I bought her a necklace from some independent jewelry maker who had a stall on Guadalupe Street, "The Drag," in Austin. She put a little troglodyte pendant at the end. She too wore hers until it broke - this time it was the clasp - but she remembered where it was. She must've saved it because it was the rare gift from me - I don't think I've bought her any jewelry since then.
That's the image above, modeled by her. I have of course covered the pendant with the Self Help Radio logo. That necklace is almost certainly the only necklace in this house.
But now you have a bunch of songs about necklaces. You can listen to the show on the KBOO web page, & you can download the show here. Everything happened on the show is below.
Imagine if I were a famous fellow people would start sending me necklaces!
Self Help Radio Necklace Show
"A Necklace Of Love" John McCormack _John McCormack_
"Necklace Of Tear Drops" The Humdingers _The Clock In Lovers Lane_
"The Necklace" Michael Stasis _RIP III_
introduction & definitions - interrupted by Ned Dry + McCheese!
"Necklace" Nemo _Dum-Dàda_
"Crystal Necklace" Total Slacker _Crystal Necklace_
"Necklace" Dehd _Poetry_
"My Necklace" Mitch Hedberg _Strategic Grill Locations_
"Kuusha Caarey (The Pearl Necklace)" Groupe RTD _The Dancing Devils Of Djibouti_
interview with Don Hillard, who wants to make you a necklace
"Necklace" Black Cassette _Black Cassette_
"Noose Dressed Like A Necklace" Kevin Devine _Make The Clocks Move_
"Señorita With A Necklace Of Tears" Paul Simon _You're The One_
"The Little Girl & The Necklace" Joan Gerber _The Story Lady_
"A Spindle, A Darkness, A Fever, & A Necklace" Bright Eyes _Fevers & Mirrors_
interview with professional accesorizer Jolice Banniser
"Half Heart Necklace" Allo Darlin' _We Come From The Same Place_
"Shark Tooth Necklace" The Neptunas _Mermaid A-Go-Go_
"Candy Necklace" The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger _Acoustic Sessions_
"The Woman With The Invisible Necklace" Laetitia Sadier Source Ensemble _Find Me Finding You_
"Hot Dog Necklace" Ed Hall _(Blue Circle)_
interview with Dr. Bruce Dancer
interview with Dr. Bruce Dancer
"Your Sun Necklace" Cole Marquis _Starlite Drive-In_
"The Necklace" Rose Polenzani _Dragersville_
"That Silver Necklace" Tired Pony _The Place We Ran From_
"Queenie's Necklace" Horse Jumper Of Love _Heartbreak Rules_
"The Loon's Necklace" The Woods Tea Co. _Voice Upon The Wave_
conclusion & goodbye
"Candy Necklace Kind Of Love" Morella's Forest _Ultraphonic Hiss_
"Bee-Sting Necklace" The Bonaduces _The Democracy Of Sleep_
"Necklace" Trip Shakespeare _Applehead Man_
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